What's the difference between a seagull and a baby without a diaper?
A seagull flits along the shore.
A baby without a diaper shits along the floor.
See, it's easy. Now you try some.
What's the difference between a woman praying in church and a woman taking a bubble bath?
What's the difference between a counterfeit one dollar bill and an anorexic prostitute?
Need a hint?
A woman praying in church has hope in her soul.
A counterfeit one dollar bill is a phony buck.
A seagull flits along the shore.
A baby without a diaper shits along the floor.
See, it's easy. Now you try some.
What's the difference between a woman praying in church and a woman taking a bubble bath?
What's the difference between a counterfeit one dollar bill and an anorexic prostitute?
Need a hint?
A woman praying in church has hope in her soul.
A counterfeit one dollar bill is a phony buck.