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    The Benefits of sex

    You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!
    Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.




    Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
    sexually active or not?



    1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
    make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
    shine and skin smooth.



    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
    dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
    makes your skin glow.



    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
    romantic dinner.



    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
    tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
    swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!



    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into

    the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with
    a feeling of well-being.



    6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
    active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
    These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!



    7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
    EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.



    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
    saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
    causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.



    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
    the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.



    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
    antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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    Where did you get this...................I definitely agree with most of it...........interesting...............

    I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............
    Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.

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    Originally posted by katie64
    I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............

    That problem can be rectified...........

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    Originally posted by katie64
    Where did you get this...................I definitely agree with most of it...........interesting...............

    I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............
    I know things...
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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    Ha ha ha I got this in an email the other day. Pretty cool. I am not too sure it is all correct, though.
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    this mean you want to conduct some 'scientific' research?
    I will gladly be your 'guinea pig'...
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

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    Originally posted by Burner02
    this mean you want to conduct some 'scientific' research?
    I will gladly be your 'guinea pig'...

    Nah...thats ok. I'll trust you this time.
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    ok..just trying to give you a 'lending' hand.....
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
    - Appollo Creed

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    Originally posted by Burner02
    ok..just trying to give you a 'lending' hand.....
    Yea, but I don't know where that hands been!
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    ha ha...I washed....soap-n-water-n-ever'thing!
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

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    Buff_tat2d_chic
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    Hmmm have to show the misses that one Thanks Burner

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    see...I let DP, GP and all them give the expert nutricional and weight lifting advice. I take care of what I can....
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
    - Appollo Creed

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    we all have our places....
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
    - Appollo Creed

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    Yeah mine's out the back somewhere

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    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
    - Appollo Creed

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    I think you call it the dog house....

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    Re: The Benefits of sex

    Originally posted by Burner02
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    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
    ......
    Take note ladies....
    you have to use a new
    and improved LIE now

    Laughing so fuqqin' hard my face hurts

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    Re: Re: The Benefits of sex

    Originally posted by DFINEST
    Take note ladies....
    you have to use a new
    and improved LIE now

    Laughing so fuqqin' hard my face hurts
    But an aspirin doesn't leave a wet spot to sleep in

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    Re: Re: Re: The Benefits of sex

    Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
    But an aspirin doesn't leave a wet spot to sleep in

    Are you AFRAID of getting WET?


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    Re: Re: Re: Re: The Benefits of sex

    Originally posted by DFINEST
    Are you AFRAID of getting WET?


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    Towel....use a TOWEL! Or hell, just do it on the floor!

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    it's also good for the immune system. Sex stimulates the release and production of fighters in the immune system because the body is fighting off the germs of the foreign person, and therefore stick around to fight other infections

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    Originally posted by Rusty
    That problem can be rectified...........
    Nevermind............I'll take care of it myself,
    Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.

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    Originally posted by katie64
    Nevermind............I'll take care of it myself,
    BWHAAAAAHAAAAA......*in his best elementary school vioce*
    Rusty ain't gettin' none! Rusty ain't gettin' none!

    Wait a minute......neither is DaMayor....

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