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    My wife played me!!!!






    To start off I put in my work at the YMCA.....yeah its free provided by the Army so thats where I go. I have a routine after the gym starting off with downloading my pockets and clothes go directly to the hamper. The other day I was running late and went to the shower without taking my belongings out of the pockets. My clothes were put into the washer, in my clothes my ipod shuffle stayed!!!! Well she had me meet her at Target to get a new one the next day after work. I thought it would be a quick in and out store visit.......NOPE!!!!! I walk out with my ipod and her ipad!!!!! She knew what she was doing.....I got had by my own wife!!! But the plus size is Im sure my next purchase on gear will be a nice size!!!!!! So all in all I think I may have the upper hand

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    Lmao
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    you should have clued in when she said 'Target'......

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    Quote Originally Posted by DetroitMuscle View Post
    To start off I put in my work at the YMCA.....yeah its free provided by the Army so thats where I go. I have a routine after the gym starting off with downloading my pockets and clothes go directly to the hamper. The other day I was running late and went to the shower without taking my belongings out of the pockets. My clothes were put into the washer, in my clothes my ipod shuffle stayed!!!! Well she had me meet her at Target to get a new one the next day after work. I thought it would be a quick in and out store visit.......NOPE!!!!! I walk out with my ipod and her ipad!!!!! She knew what she was doing.....I got had by my own wife!!! But the plus size is Im sure my next purchase on gear will be a nice size!!!!!! So all in all I think I may have the upper hand

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    I'm sure your wife played you more than once. this time you just figured it out. lol....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BareDivas View Post
    you should have clued in when she said 'Target'......
    Yeah no shit right???? What is it with woman and Target?!?!?!? Well more so married and being a mother!

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    ......Wifey & me have more bad vibes when she wants to keep shopping & I'm losing my f'ing mind.....that's why I hate Christmas time....

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    I quit marathon shopping a few years ago, I hate feeling like a dunce standing around holding her purse for hours on end while she browses through closets full of fabric she may or may not buy and later may or may not wear. We have a whole spare bedroom converted to her own mega walk-in closet... She just sold 5 bags of clothes at a garage sale and still has way too much clothes, like enough to wear a new outfit everyday for 2-3 years.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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