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    ....Jesus Saves...... of course he does..

    Alter-Boys with 'Hoodies'....

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    Even Jesus knows you can't save black people.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Even Jesus knows you can't save black people.
    Jesus was black and homosexual, and his dad was a rapist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by exphys88 View Post
    Jesus was black and homosexual, and his dad was a rapist.
    your gonna burn in hell, hope this helps

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    your gonna burn in hell, hope this helps
    I'm a pastafarian, and we never go to hell...
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    Quote Originally Posted by exphys88 View Post
    I'm a pastafarian, and we never go to hell...
    lmao, that sounds made up, did you start this cult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exphys88 View Post
    Jesus was black and homosexual, and his dad was a rapist.
    Tried some Blue Dream last week..Very nice! Mainly from hash oil but a really good strain none the less. Bought some K 1 and that's very similar to White Widow or a cured Snow Cap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exphys88 View Post
    Jesus was black and homosexual, and his dad was a rapist.
    And yet, he still looks down on blacks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    lmao, that sounds made up, did you start this cult.
    We're not a cult. We have gospels, miracles, millions of followers and even have testimonials of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    A friend of mine was diagnosed w terminal cancer last year, and I convinced him to pray to the fsm. He is now cancer free!! Praise the fsm, he works miracles if you have faith.
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    ...I have a friend who wanted to kill himself but was afraid to do it ....so I told him to pray to Jesus and it worked ....Some body pushed him in front of a train....

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    do I get to cut the head off of people who do not believe? I have alot of hate in my heart and only want to worship a god that praises my hatred and bigotry

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    do I get to cut the head off of people who do not believe? I have alot of hate in my heart and only want to worship a god that praises my hatred and bigotry
    There are no rules, so yes. You are advised to like spaghetti and pirates though.
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    is there a bible because I dont like to read, I prefer to make up my own interpretation

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    is there a bible because I dont like to read, I prefer to make up my own interpretation
    Yes there are gospels, but much like Christianity, you can make up your own shit.
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    An Aussie actually won the right to wear a pasta strainer in his ID photo. He was a pastafarian.
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    This is great

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    Quote Originally Posted by exphys88 View Post
    Yes there are gospels, but much like Christianity, you can make up your own shit.

    I hear the real end is near..




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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by exphys88 View Post
    Yes there are gospels, but much like Christianity, you can make up your own shit.

    Blasphemer! How dare you call yourself a follower of FSM! Your hippie new age interpretations of the holy words of the flying spaghetti monster is going to get you sent straight to spaghetti hell! I hope for your sake that you turn your life around and embrace the true words of FSM. You must ask for the monster's spaghetti now, or risk being damned forever.
    Fucking Determined!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Blasphemer! How dare you call yourself a follower of FSM! Your hippie new age interpretations of the holy words of the flying spaghetti monster is going to get you sent straight to spaghetti hell! I hope for your sake that you turn your life around and embrace the true words of FSM. You must ask for the monster's spaghetti now, or risk being damned forever.
    It's spaghetti-o hell, Chef Boyardee is the over lord there.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Since God is in so many churches, why are there so many children the victims of pedophilia by the clergy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nikos_ View Post
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    i don;t forget

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