Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a
creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to
listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call,
not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I
spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens
my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a
man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How
big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me no end,
and never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I pray beside my
bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead.
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
Originally posted by mmafiter
Some how, I knew you would appreciate that one....
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."