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    His & Hers prayers..........






    FEMALE PRAYER:


    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a

    creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to

    listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call,

    not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I

    spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens

    my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a

    man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How

    big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me no end,

    and never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I pray beside my

    bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead.


    Amen.



    MALE PRAYER:

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a

    liquor store


    Amen.

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    How true!!

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    Originally posted by mmafiter
    How true!!
    Some how, I knew you would appreciate that one....

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