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    GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .






    . . surprised the hell out of me, but she swears she's legit

    Anyone else have such a generous GF?
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    No, sounds like a one way ticket to divorce court
    I'll get there or Die trying...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swfl View Post
    No, sounds like a one way ticket to divorce court
    forgot to add its for a 3some
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    hire azza..much cheaper
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    Your a great moderator,the best,Diesel618 comes in looking for some reconition for being clean for a year and doing a decent job with his body and your reply is 'nice tits'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [SIL] View Post
    hire azza..much cheaper
    he'd cut the blow with baby lax
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    he'd cut the blow with baby lax
    he will start flogging blow samples on the net
    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Your a great moderator,the best,Diesel618 comes in looking for some reconition for being clean for a year and doing a decent job with his body and your reply is 'nice tits'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    he'd cut the blow with baby lax
    Doesn't everyone


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    Will she toot a rail of your cawk?

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    GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Pimpin View Post
    Will she toot a rail of your cawk?
    That would be on my wish list. Not to mention huuuge titties
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    Blow and a xanax work just like viagra, some of my best fuck sessions was on this combo, just sayin......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swfl View Post
    No, sounds like a one way ticket to divorce court
    I was thinking the total opposite. If I were the captn' I would be ring shopping after this goes down.
    This gf is excellent.
    Yes get the blow and hooker make us proud.
    Don't overdo the blow or you'll have to duffle bag that mother fucker in. If im you...I would get a Viagra, just so I can get geeked the fuck out and not have to worry about having 3/4 of a hard on.


    Just joking about the ring shopping. Getting married is not advise able.

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    shes setting you up for failure

    you get some strange....she gets some strange.......

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    GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .

    Be wary of the turnabout on this. Her bday will involve Molly and both your arseholes getting filled by the same dude. She already called me an told me to get a passport
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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
    shes setting you up for failure

    you get some strange....she gets some strange.......
    Still not seeing the problem...

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    well hey if you're cool with it...wanna date???

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    GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .

    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Blow and a xanax work just like viagra, some of my best fuck sessions was on this combo, just sayin......


    Good advices! Ill be sure to pack an extension cord to strangle the hooker while I fk her pooper!
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    my question is, did you take the offer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
    shes setting you up for failure

    you get some strange....she gets some strange.......
    what she said ^

    things thats are too good to be true usually are.....

    make sure the hooker isnt a surgeon and still have kindey/liver etc in the morning....
    Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare

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    although there are rare times when a woman is just nice, im 39, shouldnt have to wait toooo much later to witness this one time in my life
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    awesome thread...
    ...PASSION IS MY FUCKING PASSION

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    ....
    You know the saying " Don't look a gift Horse in the Mouth"....Well in this case I would look......me thinks there is a 'pay back' in the future...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
    well hey if you're cool with it...wanna date???
    Yes unless your an azza gimmick acct???

    What's wrong with everyone liking a little strange. And if you can share with your significant other... Seems like your killing two birds with one stone -or in this case, a ball, eight ball.

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    This seems suspicious. You need to go through her phone and e-mails. Something is going on brother.




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    This is Mastercard Commercial:

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    best thing you could do is tell her I love you for offering but you are all I need. Then take a vegas trip and bang 2 hookers in their dead poopers.

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    His girlfriend is a hooker also.
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    I bet she forgot to throw in the stipulation that the hooker is male and the blow is to snort off his cock.

    Hope this helps !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renaissance Man View Post
    I bet she forgot to throw in the stipulation that the hooker is male and the blow is to snort off his cock.

    Hope this helps !
    I bet you couldn't lose your virginity to a hooker if you gave her a bag of blow. GICH!

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