YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

[Rusty]

I know these things are true from living in Beaumont about 7 years ago...........Not much better in Oklahoma.......

~ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.

~ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

~ Hot water now comes out of both taps.

~ You can make sun tea instantly.

~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

~ The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

~ You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

~ You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

~ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

~ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

~ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

~ You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

~ The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull them up, add butter, salt and pepper.

~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

~ The cows are giving evaporated milk.

GOD BLESS TEXAS!

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Rusty You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

July hell, that's the way those morons down there drive all year long. Texans and Virginians, worst drivers on the whole damn planet.

 

[craig777]

Re: Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

Originally posted by ALBOB
July hell, that's the way those morons down there drive all year long. Texans and Virginians, worst drivers on the whole damn planet.

So, stay the heck out of Texas

or will tatoo a sign on your back that says "I Love Hillary" and send you hitchhiking down a Texas highway

 

[Rusty]

Re: Re: Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

Originally posted by craig777
So, stay the heck out of Texas

or will tatoo a sign on your back that says "I Love Hillary" and send you hitchhiking down a Texas highway

 

[ALBOB]

Re: Re: Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

Originally posted by craig777 we'll tatoo a sign on your back that says "I Love Hillary"

You wouldn't REALLY be that cruel, would you?

 

[craig777]

Re: Re: Re: Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

Originally posted by ALBOB
You wouldn't REALLY be that cruel, would you?

Naw

 

[Rusty]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

Originally posted by craig777
Naw

Why not? I would.......

 

[david]

 

[craig777]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

Originally posted by Rusty
Why not? I would.......

The only reason I wouldn't do that to Albob is that he has helped me out with Air Force questions regarding my stepson, and I owe him

He can't help it that he will live in Las Vegas

I am sure up there they love Hillary

 

[buff_tat2d_chic]

Originally posted by Rusty
I~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

I LOVE the Texas heat...the hotter the better...but I hate it when that happens.

 

[Rusty]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

Originally posted by craig777
The only reason I wouldn't do that to Albob is that he has helped me out with Air Force questions regarding my stepson, and I owe him

He can't help it that he will live in Las Vegas

I am sure up there they love Hillary

Well, shit Craig, Look where he's comming from. The peoples republic of kalifornia.......

 

[Stacey]

OMG~~ I HAVE SOOO DONE ALL OF THAT ABOVE OR AT least thought of them!!! LMAO!~!!!!

Texas is VERY HOT!!!!!

But I lOVE it and wouldn't move outta the state EVER!

 

[craig777]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

Originally posted by Rusty
Well, shit Craig, Look where he's comming from. The peoples republic of kalifornia.......

Isn't that the truth

 

[craig777]

Originally posted by Stacey
OMG~~ I HAVE SOOO DONE ALL OF THAT ABOVE OR AT least thought of them!!! LMAO!~!!!!

Texas is VERY HOT!!!!!

But I lOVE it and wouldn't move outta the state EVER!

Yea, Albob eat your heart out. We have some damn gorgeous women in Texas.

 

[Stacey]

hehehe~ HELL YA ALBOB!!!!!!!!!

~~blushing~~

Thanks babe

 

[craig777]

Originally posted by Stacey
hehehe~ HELL YA ALBOB!!!!!!!!!

~~blushing~~

Thanks babe

Your welcome sweetie

 

[Stacey]

 

[Rusty]

OK, Stacey and Craig, your starting to make me ill........

 

[ALBOB]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

Originally posted by craig777 He can't help it that he will live in Las Vegas

I am sure up there they love Hillary

Oh how wrong you are. Now just what kind of fool do you take me for? Would I be moving to a place like that if I didn't HAVE to?




(Do NOT answer those last two questions! )

 

[Rusty]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

Originally posted by ALBOB
Now just what kind of fool do you take me for?

Damn you just keep setting yourself up don't you?

 

[Stacey]

Originally posted by Rusty
OK, Stacey and Craig, your starting to make me ill........