My benching days are over until I fix my shoulder, my forearms kill every time I curl.
Im way too fat around my middle and cruising is making me depressed.
I guess I could :
strangle a hooker . . . ban someone popular and influencial like KOS. . . learn how to auto-fellate myself again . . . buy a prius like d-lats does . . .
Any other advices to fix these ailments?