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    Advices Needed!

    My benching days are over until I fix my shoulder, my forearms kill every time I curl.
    Im way too fat around my middle and cruising is making me depressed.

    I guess I could :

    strangle a hooker . . . ban someone popular and influencial like KOS. . . learn how to auto-fellate myself again . . . buy a prius like d-lats does . . .

    Any other advices to fix these ailments?


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    why do people thin they have to bench? there are way better chest moves...and you are no good at it anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS View Post
    why do people thin they have to bench? there are way better chest moves...and you are no good at it anyway
    I was making the best progress of my life - from 85kg to 110kg in 4 months - all incline. Made some major upper body gains too, which I needed as Im too leg heavy. It's probably time for a change I guess.


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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    My benching days are over until I fix my shoulder, my forearms kill every time I curl.
    Im way too fat around my middle and cruising is making me depressed.

    I guess I could :

    strangle a hooker . . . ban someone popular and influencial like KOS. . . learn how to auto-fellate myself again . . . buy a prius like d-lats does . . .

    Any other advices to fix these ailments?
    close your eyes for 10 minutes,

    clear every thought from your head,

    concentrate as hard as u can,

    imagine you are Azza, no job, no money, life has passed u by, wife has 1 tooth, banned all over the place (gyms and interweb boards), a laughing stock at best, pedo record listed in interpol,

    now open ur eyes and look in the mirror

    mother fucken sunniest brightest day of your life when u realise it was only in ur mind!!!!

    gich bro!
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    I was making the best progress of my life - from 85kg to 110kg in 4 months - all incline. Made some major upper body gains too, which I needed as Im too leg heavy. It's probably time for a change I guess.
    nice work captn

    pity ull go all past and pale if u dont find a way to work out
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    Have you tried DECA or npp to help with the pain? High volume will be much easier on the body until your healed up,
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    I would like to tie him up and get the GF to pee on him. then coat his pee pee with vegemite before setting the dogs loose


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    Quote Originally Posted by jadean View Post
    Have you tried DECA or npp to help with the pain? High volume will be much easier on the body until your healed up,
    I was on deca bro - 400-600mg. It doesn't do much for me injury wise


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    fuck even pretending to be azza....how could you griff
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    My benching days are over until I fix my shoulder, my forearms kill every time I curl.
    Im way too fat around my middle and cruising is making me depressed.

    I guess I could :

    strangle a hooker . . . ban someone popular and influencial like KOS. . . learn how to auto-fellate myself again . . . buy a prius like d-lats does . . .

    Any other advices to fix these ailments?
    learn to isolate the chest, take the shoulders out.

    same with curls, isolate

    or dont workout, quit your job and go on welfare, then you can be like Griff
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    .......advice from Dr. Azza..

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    Quote Originally Posted by azza1971 View Post
    learn to isolate the chest, take the shoulders out.

    same with curls, isolate

    or dont workout, quit your job and go on welfare, then you can be like Griff
    Lol thanks Azza. I hadn't thought of that.

    You're 20+ yrs of experience really helps me out

    The only curls I can do is cable with a rope - start wrist neutral like a hammer and supine them as I raise the rope.


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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    My benching days are over until I fix my shoulder, my forearms kill every time I curl.
    Im way too fat around my middle and cruising is making me depressed.

    I guess I could :

    strangle a hooker . . . ban someone popular and influencial like KOS. . . learn how to auto-fellate myself again . . . buy a prius like d-lats does . . .

    Any other advices to fix these ailmenTs?
    Go get you some nice breast implants, let your hair grow out and start taking it up the ass like a real man...
    no worries?
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    Tulips on your organ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rednack View Post
    Go get you some nice breast implants, let your hair grow out and start taking it up the ass like a real man...
    no worries?
    Well picture this, I'm thinning on top of my head, so I clip my hair short. If I let it grow, just the sides do like sideshow bob. The implants would be a nice touch I guess, I'd look like a well charming pre-op tran


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