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    Just wanted to give a heads up to any one new that wants to compete. After the show take it easy on the food. Have a good cheat meal, but go back to your contest diet and taper up the carbs and sodium slow. I went wild on food and ate like there was no tomorrow. 3 days after the show I am 30lbs heavy and look like a water balloon. The swelling in my ankles finally stopped, i work with dr's so they told me i will be fine if it goes down, but I got blood work done any ways because they dont know about AAS and want to make sure my estro is good and I am looking to have a kid so checking that out as well.

    Just wanted to toss in my .2c no one told me to take it easy. I went from 175 to 206 in less the a week. My BF% only went up 1% but I am bloated as fuck and look like I have a beer belly with a ripped six pack. Kind of funny looking because it sticks out FAR but you can still see the vains going through it. My ankles looked like I was prego and could not see my ankles, All my muscles feel like they at 100% pumped and I can not touch my neck. Well see how messed up my BL is. If my kidney and liver looks bad in the work I will see a dr to get more tests done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jay_steel View Post
    Just wanted to give a heads up to any one new that wants to compete. After the show take it easy on the food. Have a good cheat meal, but go back to your contest diet and taper up the carbs and sodium slow. I went wild on food and ate like there was no tomorrow. 3 days after the show I am 30lbs heavy and look like a water balloon. The swelling in my ankles finally stopped, i work with dr's so they told me i will be fine if it goes down, but I got blood work done any ways because they dont know about AAS and want to make sure my estro is good and I am looking to have a kid so checking that out as well.

    Just wanted to toss in my .2c no one told me to take it easy. I went from 175 to 206 in less the a week. My BF% only went up 1% but I am bloated as fuck and look like I have a beer belly with a ripped six pack. Kind of funny looking because it sticks out FAR but you can still see the vains going through it. My ankles looked like I was prego and could not see my ankles, All my muscles feel like they at 100% pumped and I can not touch my neck. Well see how messed up my BL is. If my kidney and liver looks bad in the work I will see a dr to get more tests done.
    pics please. pants optional

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    Re: Post Contest Blow up *litteraly*

    Pics or it didn't happen!

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    Post Contest Blow up *litteraly*

    Take a big poop!

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    Post Contest Blow up *litteraly*

    Seriously you are holding a good 8lbs of water and your shocked digestive tract is full of, well , crap. Try a quick cleanse or some sodium citrate and lighten the load. 30lbs in 7 days? That's all it can be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jay_steel View Post
    I have a beer belly with a ripped six pack.

    hahahahahaha. six pack of bud? great play on words! Ripped six pack of beer belly.
    Yeaaaaaaah Buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Re: Post Contest Blow up *litteraly*

    In for giant poop pic

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