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    Sisters of St. Francis






    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the comer of his eye.....It reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    10 MILES

    He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought......Soon he sees another sign, which says:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    5 MILES

    Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....Then he drives past a third sign saying:

    SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    NEXT RIGHT

    His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive....On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    He climbs the steps and rings the bell....The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"....He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business.".....

    "Very well, my son. Please follow me." ....He is led through many
    winding passages and is soon quite disoriented....The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, Please knock on this door".............

    He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door.....This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway".......

    He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns
    cup.....

    He trots eagerly down the hall and slips throught the door, pulling it shut behind him........

    As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking
    lot, facing another small sign:

    GO IN PEACE.
    YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE
    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
    SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    LoL, nice.

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