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    theCaptn's turd challenge






    Post up your daily discoveries!

    Jimmydiesel you're gonna get owned

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    ^^^ here's some nuggets, 2nd go for the morning. I'll brew some monsters for the fans
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    Shit man I'm eating cashews right now bulking up for my pool party with the cosbys. See you in 8 hours!





    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    bump for ichigo, dude gives me a boner everytime I open the forum

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    Hmmm... I might have to hit the sticky rice and prunes then
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    ^^^

    I'm hoping Mrs KOS will drop by with a chocolate gift!
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    ^^^

    I'm hoping Mrs KOS will drop by with a chocolate gift!

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    easily the thread of the year. I hope this thread never dies
    "When in doubt, whip it out"- Mother Teresa

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    Does KOS having his head in the bowl count as a turd?
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    that awkward moment when you open this thread at work ....

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    Number 3 for the day.

    A lack in size offset with a favourable consistency of hot tar.

    ImageUploadedByTapatalk1368786591.817726.jpg
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    ffs why do i still click on the pic to make it bigger
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    It's not clear, I apologise
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    You know it's only when you talk shit(literally) does your colon fail to step up to greatness... I want to apologize now for my talking smack. This is not a good representation of my work.
    ...but this I'm not out of this yet. (Best of three?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    bump for ichigo, dude gives me a boner everytime I open the forum

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    I like how it cheekily pokes its head out of the water.

    Must have taken some carefully work snapping it off so delicately.

    Feel free to describe its bouquet
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    It hardly made it out of the water. And it did only a little because of the fall position. Not from sheer bulk. I'm going to call this one "the nikos" kinda cute but small and unimpressive.





    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    bump for ichigo, dude gives me a boner everytime I open the forum

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    gotta love this place
    one of our jew sponsors should give a prize for this challenge

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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    gotta love this place
    one of our jew sponsors should give a prize for this challenge
    You should post up or GTFO bro
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    i tried, but i wiped before taking the pic so jus had a pic of shit stained paper : (

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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    gotta love this place
    one of our jew sponsors should give a prize for this challenge
    Raws and more contacted me... He wants to call it the shitty gear challenge.





    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    bump for ichigo, dude gives me a boner everytime I open the forum

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    I call this the DGG

    made a lot of noise but where the fuck did it go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    bump for ichigo, dude gives me a boner everytime I open the forum

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    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


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    You guys have unhealthy shits... hope this helps !

    DOn't worry, i'll dominate one later and show you how its done
    " You don't have to outrun them all... you just have to stay ahead of the fastest one "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renaissance Man View Post
    You guys have unhealthy shits... hope this helps !

    DOn't worry, i'll dominate one later and show you how its done
    Psyllium husk dump or GTFO!!
    "When in doubt, whip it out"- Mother Teresa

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    I took a fat shit this morning, but flushed it cause I didn't know about this thread... I failed yous!
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    Quote Originally Posted by withoutrulers View Post
    Psyllium husk dump or GTFO!!


    " You don't have to outrun them all... you just have to stay ahead of the fastest one "

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    I just took this POOP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saney View Post
    I just took this POOP!
    The azza... Undefined and sloppy... Might have kidney problems.





    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    bump for ichigo, dude gives me a boner everytime I open the forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saney View Post
    I just took this POOP!
    This shit almost made me barf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by c4x View Post
    This shit almost made me barf.
    You may not want to hang around because I think this is going to get worse before it gets better.





    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    bump for ichigo, dude gives me a boner everytime I open the forum

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