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    The Baptist Cowboy.......

    A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

    The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

    The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."

    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

    The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

    One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

    The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."

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    .. Funny
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    Originally posted by MJ23
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    You want some lessons at telling jokes?

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    Originally posted by Rusty
    You want some lessons at telling jokes?

    Why? Do you know someone that can tell them?
    I pedal... Therefore I am.

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    Originally posted by Tboy
    Why? Do you know someone that can tell them?

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    Originally posted by Tboy
    Why? Do you know someone that can tell them?

    Yeah.. good one
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    Originally posted by Rusty
    You want some lessons at telling jokes?


    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    fucking idiots........

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    Originally posted by Rusty
    fucking idiots........
    Hey Dickhead...




    Rough day with your mother in law
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    Originally posted by MJ23
    Hey Dickhead...




    Rough day with your mother in law
    Do you own a dog?

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    Originally posted by Rusty
    Do you own a dog?
    NO.. I dont even like PETS..

    AND u KNOW THAT


    But I am starting to think that a good ole rottwieler might not be a bad idea especially when dealing with asswipes like urself
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    Originally posted by MJ23
    NO.. I dont even like PETS..

    AND u KNOW THAT


    But I am starting to think that a good ole rottwieler might not be a bad idea especially when dealing with asswipes like urself
    Go outside and find a dog. then try to jack him off. the stuff that comes out...............that's what you look like.

    That will be your new name..........DOG JIZ........

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    Originally posted by Rusty
    fucking idiots........

    yeah, yeah. At least I'm not YOU!

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    Originally posted by Rusty
    Go outside and find a dog. then try to jack him off. the stuff that comes out...............that's what you look like.

    That will be your new name..........DOG JIZ........
    Hey ASSFUCK....

    I think I am going to ignore you now...
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    Originally posted by MJ23
    Hey ASSFUCK....

    I think I am going to ignore you now...

    No your not DJ........(dog Jiz)

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    Originally posted by Rusty
    No your not DJ........(dog Jiz)
    Dog Jiz...



    Hey, whatever you and your Pet do on your free time...

    Keep it there...
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    Originally posted by butterfly
    An oldy but a goody!
    At least someone knows a good joke when they see one. But of course BUTTerFLY has always had good taste.......

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