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    I guess it all depends on weather you like sex and busting nuts, myself im a nympho all day everyday im thinking about some sort of big ass and some sweet ass pussy..so yeah i have a girl and fuck her all the time, but still nothing beats jerking off to a new good porn, i work in the construction field so im always in different ppls houses so when im at a job and i need to rub one out whereever theres an open room where i can lock the door IM GOING TO TOWN


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    I make it a point to jack off regularly at work. I makes me happy to think those stupid fucks pay me to bust a nut, I'm a porn star in my own mind.

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    Great fucking question! There are quite a few, but so far a porta potty takes the cake for me

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    Ambulance, airplane and top of a mountain in Colorado.
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    In bed while my GF slept right next to me ...She said somthing the next day . Guess I shook the bed a lil to much . I still dont regret it , 3 minutes then I closed my eyes and fell right to sleep . Woulda been at least half hour 45 min If I had sex .

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_predator View Post
    Great fucking question! There are quite a few, but so far a porta potty takes the cake for me
    haha thats deff probly the nastiest place ive ever heard of, you might have everyone beat for the grossest dirtiest place to jerkoff
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdad View Post
    I make it a point to jack off regularly at work. I makes me happy to think those stupid fucks pay me to bust a nut, I'm a porn star in my own mind.
    hahah thats awsome bro i feel the same way and do the same exact shit, nothing better than getting paid for watching a bunch of good porns all day and gettin paid to bust nuts HELLZZZZ YEAHHHH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdubs View Post
    haha thats deff probly the nastiest place ive ever heard of, you might have everyone beat for the grossest dirtiest place to jerkoff
    yuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS View Post
    yuck
    Oh yeah. I once dropped a five dollar bill in a port-o-potty. Quickly threw a fifty in right afterwards; wasn't gonna reach in that shit-slime for a mere fiver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodskie View Post
    Ambulance, airplane and top of a mountain in Colorado.
    tell me how the hell you beat off in an ambulance lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Parrish View Post
    Oh yeah. I once dropped a five dollar bill in a port-o-potty. Quickly threw a fifty in right afterwards; wasn't gonna reach in that shit-slime for a mere fiver.
    fuck that i wouldnt risk sticking my hand in that shit hole, you dont know what ppl have the guy that was in there b4 you could have had HIV and a boatload of other shit, id rather loose 50 bucks than be diseased the rest of my life


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    Also pics or everyone is lying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdubs View Post
    tell me how the hell you beat off in an ambulance lol

    either while working for one while "napping" in the back or while being a patient in one (usually psych patients)

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    Quote Originally Posted by murf23 View Post
    In bed while my GF slept right next to me ...She said somthing the next day . Guess I shook the bed a lil to much . I still dont regret it , 3 minutes then I closed my eyes and fell right to sleep . Woulda been at least half hour 45 min If I had sex .
    I probably do that twice a week.
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    when i was in high school i found out my x was cheating on me and the guy was there so i went into the bath room rubbed one out and slapped him in the face with it at the party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdubs View Post
    I guess it all depends on weather you like sex and busting nuts, myself im a nympho all day everyday im thinking about some sort of big ass and some sweet ass pussy..so yeah i have a girl and fuck her all the time, but still nothing beats jerking off to a new good porn, i work in the construction field so im always in different ppls houses so when im at a job and i need to rub one out whereever theres an open room where i can lock the door IM GOING TO TOWN


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdubs View Post
    tell me how the hell you beat off in an ambulance lol
    Im a paramedic. So at work.
    "so tren makes you 6 ft 4 with wide shoulders and a pretty narrow waist at 270 or so? plus athletic and good looking and rich?

    man we should all buy a bunch" -KOS

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    ^^^ Heard that... Every Thursday after our first call me and my partner fuck.

    She's engaged so keep that between you and me.
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    Have to say it was last week. Rubbed one out in the steam room at the gym. Just finished a hard workout with trainer and was fuckin horny as hell. Left it right on the floor. Must be all this test in me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renaissance Man View Post
    ^^^ Heard that... Every Thursday after our first call me and my partner fuck.

    She's engaged so keep that between you and me.


    Are you a paramedic? and she's actually attractive?? Holy shit if so.


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