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    Craziest Place you Ever Jerked OFF

    I guess it all depends on weather you like sex and busting nuts, myself im a nympho all day everyday im thinking about some sort of big ass and some sweet ass pussy..so yeah i have a girl and fuck her all the time, but still nothing beats jerking off to a new good porn, i work in the construction field so im always in different ppls houses so when im at a job and i need to rub one out whereever theres an open room where i can lock the door IM GOING TO TOWN


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    I make it a point to jack off regularly at work. I makes me happy to think those stupid fucks pay me to bust a nut, I'm a porn star in my own mind.

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    Great fucking question! There are quite a few, but so far a porta potty takes the cake for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_predator View Post
    Great fucking question! There are quite a few, but so far a porta potty takes the cake for me
    haha thats deff probly the nastiest place ive ever heard of, you might have everyone beat for the grossest dirtiest place to jerkoff
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdad View Post
    I make it a point to jack off regularly at work. I makes me happy to think those stupid fucks pay me to bust a nut, I'm a porn star in my own mind.
    hahah thats awsome bro i feel the same way and do the same exact shit, nothing better than getting paid for watching a bunch of good porns all day and gettin paid to bust nuts HELLZZZZ YEAHHHH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdubs View Post
    haha thats deff probly the nastiest place ive ever heard of, you might have everyone beat for the grossest dirtiest place to jerkoff
    yuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS View Post
    yuck
    Oh yeah. I once dropped a five dollar bill in a port-o-potty. Quickly threw a fifty in right afterwards; wasn't gonna reach in that shit-slime for a mere fiver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodskie View Post
    Ambulance, airplane and top of a mountain in Colorado.
    tell me how the hell you beat off in an ambulance lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Parrish View Post
    Oh yeah. I once dropped a five dollar bill in a port-o-potty. Quickly threw a fifty in right afterwards; wasn't gonna reach in that shit-slime for a mere fiver.
    fuck that i wouldnt risk sticking my hand in that shit hole, you dont know what ppl have the guy that was in there b4 you could have had HIV and a boatload of other shit, id rather loose 50 bucks than be diseased the rest of my life


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