The 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
Now rollin' with the Raider
Someone just sent that to me...
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
Shot the Beaver, pun intended, I love it.
Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama
Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
John Defendis has AMAZING stories to tell but he hides them with a code - send him a fanmail or something to get it if you wish
Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
Heard it before, have you?