Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating she has never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?" asked Hillary.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us Abe told two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office."
"Wow! That's pretty good, isn't it?"
"Not really, he's using it as a ceiling fan."