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theCaptn' is going to jail for 10 years..

 
Why don't you have a pole........:coffee:



























sorry it was too easy....:coffee:
 
i knew you'd be first to post
 
i would give the Captn a conjugal visit
or 2


or 3
 
that goat looked as emotionally distraught as I have ever seen a goat.



....well I would like to nominate Yeni as our new moderator
 
i dont believe thats thecaptn, thecaptn is much darker than that guy haha
 
Idk what would be worse..sitting there having the prosecutor explain how you fucked a goat...or explaining why you ran around on her with a goat...her self esteem will be ultra high after that..
Hopefully the Cpt scored a MILF goat...
 
i just hope that they put that goat through witness protection program
 
10 years for fucking an animal. they don't mess around in Africa!!! that's a serious sentence considering no one was hurt in the making of that porn video...
 
i bet its the owner of the goat..

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Thats the guys wife

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Well then I can see why he would defile a goat.

Man, you'll get ten years for raping a goat, but 10 days for raping a 10 year old?
 
''defile'' is a nice term..i'm gonna used it on my ex next time
 
What would you get for letting a dog lick peanut butter off your cawk?

A "friend" was curious.....:coffee:
 
How do we even know it's rape? What if that slut of a goat teased with her strutting walk and he had no choice but to take her down? Do we even know if she pushed back?

You're probably right, I'm sure he thought he heard the goat say he wants it, baaad! :wacko:
 
I'm so dr....soo phuqu drun...oh shit, it's the Captn', permission to come aboard, sir!

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phew, glad Captn's back
 
How do we even know it's rape? What if that slut of a goat teased with her strutting walk and he had no choice but to take her down? Do we even know if she pushed back?

Exactly! I mean, from the looks of things, that goat walks around naked all the time. She was asking for it.
 
I need more info, like do they consider sodomizing a goat defilement and vaginal ok? Vice Versa or both? Was the goat wet? What kind of foreplay does a goat like? Personally anal on a goat is a gamble since they eat anything, you never know if you might be pushing in a turd with a piece of tin can or syringes in the Capt'ns case, splay your dick like a banana and shit....
 
How do we know it was a girl goat? Are reach arounds acceptable practice in Africa?
 
how come I'm not a mod over here too...it should be like dual citizenship......
this is the real question
 
You would need to rape a goat with a giant strap on..while on your toes with tightie whities on:)
 
You would need to rape a goat with a giant strap on..while on your toes with tightie whities on:)

strap on...thats a good one.........:coffee:
 
dammit...I'd have to pick the goat up or put it on the counter to get on my toes
 
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