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51+ ftw
I fucked ifartglitter's mom in the ass. Does that count as a person or an animal?
I fall in the 51+ lost count around 60. Would be more but my girlfriend of the last 4 years ruined everything. I bartend on the weekends, so it was pretty easy to pick up women
no men no trannies, one girl and fifty animals, i would have counted your mom but we only fingered each others buttholes so i figured it didnt countHow many men/trannies???
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When I was a young boy I used to rest my pecker on the toilet seat to pee. One unfortunate night the lid came down and chopped it off. My mom grabbed my weiner out of the toilet, put it on ice and rushed me to the hospital.
They successfully sewed it back on but too much damage had been done to the spongy tissue which left me unable to become erect.
Trying to have sex with a woman is so embarrassing, they just dont like soft wieners.
I try and explain to them what happened but they refuse to listen and always just think I dont find them attractive so they leave.
If were counting blowjobs/handies to to try and get it hard than im easily over 51+
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When I was a young boy I used to rest my pecker on the toilet seat to pee. One unfortunate night the lid came down and chopped it off. My mom grabbed my weiner out of the toilet, put it on ice and rushed me to the hospital.
They successfully sewed it back on but too much damage had been done to the spongy tissue which left me unable to become erect.
Trying to have sex with a woman is so embarrassing, they just dont like soft wieners.
I try and explain to them what happened but they refuse to listen and always just think I dont find them attractive so they leave.
If were counting blowjobs/handies to to try and get it hard than im easily over 51+
dude just throw it in duffle bag style0
When I was a young boy I used to rest my pecker on the toilet seat to pee. One unfortunate night the lid came down and chopped it off. My mom grabbed my weiner out of the toilet, put it on ice and rushed me to the hospital.
They successfully sewed it back on but too much damage had been done to the spongy tissue which left me unable to become erect.
Trying to have sex with a woman is so embarrassing, they just dont like soft wieners.
I try and explain to them what happened but they refuse to listen and always just think I dont find them attractive so they leave.
If were counting blowjobs/handies to to try and get it hard than im easily over 51+
Youre probably right. Way to easy, i also miss those daysAnyone who has ever worked at a bar should no be able to participate. Miss those days
not how old,,, how many51+ ftw
no men no trannies, one girl and fifty animals, i would have counted your mom but we only fingered each others buttholes so i figured it didnt count
You guys make jokes now but just wait until I get enough $$ for my surgery. Insta-boners on command and Ill be able to go forever. I know sheriv's getting all excited just thinking about it
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Anyone who has ever worked at a bar should no be able to participate. Miss those days