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    Anal Jihad: Sodomy OK to widen anus for bomb storage






    London-Based Shiite Cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf: A Wahhabi Fatwa that Permits Sodomy to Widen the Anus as a Means to place explosives in the anus for the purpose of Jihad has been issued.


    Anal Jihad: Fatwa that Permits Sodomy to Widen the Anus as a Means to place explosives - Atlas Shrugs

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    In related news, several ironmag mods are considering converting to Islam.

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    Im stuck on the third anal bead...





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    Like those nasty phuqers needed the go ahead.








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    Its semi-common knowledge that they fuck each other, little boys frequently. I guess it falls down to the whole woman are only for breeding not for pleaure
    I don't always punch babies, but when I do they had it coming

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    With how loose their asses are they should be more worried about the bombs falling out and exploding early.
    If gunners were as violent as anti-gunners believe, logically there wouldn't be any anti-gunners left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tl0311 View Post
    Its semi-common knowledge that they fuck each other, little boys frequently. I guess it falls down to the whole woman are only for breeding not for pleaure
    They'll tell you straight out women are to marry boys are for fun.

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    Its semi-common knowledge that they fuck each other, little boys frequently.
    Sounds like catholic Priests and Imams have something in common.

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    Maybe Yeni will chime in.

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    haha seems legit
    having abs because you are skinny is like a women having tits because she's fat

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    Vice has a great documentary on what's going on in the Afghan. It'll make you sick.
    I don't always punch babies, but when I do they had it coming

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    I like how he is drinking his coffee, beans most likely from columbia, while on his computer, most likely made in china, in his rags most likely made in mexico talking about ethicay of taking ass rapings to train for anal bomb hypocrites

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    looks like they are graduating away from goats now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eiserner Hahn View Post
    looks like they are graduating away from goats now...
    Not really. It's just how they get some strange.
    If gunners were as violent as anti-gunners believe, logically there wouldn't be any anti-gunners left.

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    hopefully they will enjoy the fucking more than blowing shit up

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    They just blow everything up because they can't eat bacon.
    If gunners were as violent as anti-gunners believe, logically there wouldn't be any anti-gunners left.

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    bacon ammo...just saying


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    To be the so called king of owning people you sure do suck dick so far, wait thats probably a complament for you???

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    So, working over here...would drive into the FOBS and pass trucks waiting to get allowed to come inside. I'd see boys, 9-12 years old? Running around. I thought....they were the trucker's sons...hanging out w/ their fathers as he worked. Nope. They were...'comfort' to the 'men'....I've even read a 20 page document some time back from our intel guys about it...of the thing with the kids...the boys are referred to something as 'the beardless ones'....they can be like prized....whatever if 'handsome' enough....and tribes have actually fought over them.
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    We have men in America who like to be cornholed, we are just a little more excepting of the lifestyle....I remember reading a few blogs saying the Sunni's have one interpretation of anal sex and the Shiites have another...I take it with a grain of salt though as propaganda is rife on the Interweb. I do remember seeing men holding hands in UAE and Bahrain...
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    Whoa when did we discuss political /terrorist on this forum? In new bit this is just too funny.

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