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    Howard Stern Contest Winner
    Won Date With Prostitutes
    Died Minutes Before Getting Laid


    The elderly grandpa who won a date with 2 prostitutes on the Howard Stern Show choked and died last night ... just before he was going to have sex for the first time in years ... TMZ has learned.

    We've confirmed 86-year-old Johnny Orris died in a Lake Tahoe hospital last night ... after choking on his steak at a local restaurant.

    Orris appeared on the Stern show back in October with his grandson ... who had entered him in a contest called "I Want To Get My Grandpa Laid." Orris said his wife had died more than a decade ago ... and he hadn't had sex since. He said he fantasized about big-breasted black women.

    On the show, Orris won a date with two prostitutes from the famed Bunny Ranch in Nevada ... and flew to Lake Tahoe to claim his prize.

    Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof tells us Orris came to the ranch last night and chose 2 gorgeous working girls he wanted to have sex with -- Caressa Kisses and Vanity. But before consummating the date ... Orris went out for a nice dinner with his grandson, Ed.

    We're told Orris ordered the steak at Sage Room Steakhouse at Harvey's Lake Tahoe ... and began to choke on it. Ed and the maitre d' immediately began CPR ... and Johnny was transported by ambulance to a hospital where he was pronounced dead.

    Hof tells us, "He just wanted a steak before having sex with Caressa Kisses and Vanity. The bunnies loved him."

    And this is hilarious ... Ed tells us, he felt bad leaving the Ranch without sampling the goods -- especially after traveling so far -- so he banged one of the hookers after his grandpa died. Not Caressa or Vanity, though. That would have been weird.

    The best part ... Hof let Ed use his grandpa's coupon for one free roll in the hay.



    Howard Stern Contest Winner -- Won Date With Prostitutes -- Died Minutes Before Getting Laid | TMZ.com

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    Thats truly unfortunate. I hope it was at least a good steak.

    Nothing like dying at the hands of a sirlon bottom at the golden corral.
    Last edited by dieseljimmy; 12-17-2013 at 06:49 AM.





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    that steak was clearly to die for...

    Moral of the story, no matter how hungry you are or if there is something super important to do. When a woman is offering you pussy right now, YOU TAKE IT!! Cuz you might not get a second chance.
    I'll get there or Die trying...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swfl View Post
    that steak was clearly to die for...

    Moral of the story, no matter how hungry you are or if there is something super important to do. When a woman is offering you pussy right now, YOU TAKE IT!! Cuz you might not get a second chance.
    We should work on a AG life rules thread...

    And between swfl and myself...Fuck yeah... got that shit!





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    ^^^^the good one.....
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    thats a sad story..i bet the old timer had mega dosed some Cialis to prepare for the working girl experience...of course grandson goes and uses the free coupon..where do you get these said coupons??(DJ wanted to know)
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    Free Drink Coupon (BR), Bunny Ranch

    here ya go DJ...$5 bucks will get SheriV a nice McCormick and water with a old lime twist...ya'll have fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by s2h View Post
    Free Drink Coupon (BR), Bunny Ranch

    here ya go DJ...$5 bucks will get SheriV a nice McCormick and water with a old lime twist...ya'll have fun
    I wonder why my server is blocking the link...





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    Mine has more viruses in it then the entire Bunny Ranch staff

    BTW I have been there before....
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    Poor old man, I bet now he wished he would'a ordered the oatmeal.....

    You know he was excited and trying to hurry up and wolf that shit down with no teeth!

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    A belief in hell and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to frustration at the hands of a skeleton have never prevented the majority of human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded rumor.
    ~ Aldous Huxley

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    His wife choked him from the grave!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichigo View Post
    His wife choked him from the grave!

    That bitch!!!

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