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    Captn' you son of a bitch!






    How are you still here? I don't recognize any of these dipshits in charge. What's the deal with the 190 lb big bitch who thinks she runs this place? I remember when we used to oogle over hot chicks (where is cellar door?) and yes I know she wasn't real but we all jerked off to her fake pics and you know it! What the hell has happened to this place? It's run a muck with ass holes and people pissed off their penises are only 4 inches and uncut. Does anyone here even lift? I'm going to bust out my Bruce Springsteen CD's. Glory days........

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    in before reddog..
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    Your a great moderator,the best,Diesel618 comes in looking for some reconition for being clean for a year and doing a decent job with his body and your reply is 'nice tits'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoyle21 View Post
    How are you still here? I don't recognize any of these dipshits in charge. What's the deal with the 190 lb big bitch who thinks she runs this place? I remember when we used to oogle over hot chicks (where is cellar door?) and yes I know she wasn't real but we all jerked off to her fake pics and you know it! What the hell has happened to this place? It's run a muck with ass holes and people pissed off their penises are only 4 inches and uncut. Does anyone here even lift? I'm going to bust out my Bruce Springsteen CD's. Glory days........

    how do you even lift with all that pms man? cramps and bleeding vag don't get you down?


    "got her saved on my phone under big booty"

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    Tren has my mind warped, and being a Jew during Christmas sucks.

    I can't believe you're married. Who would fuck you? That shits gotta be like fear factor.

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    Sil- I need a good photoshop of Azza's asshole.


    Is reddog still here?

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    could be worse..I could be a jew around Christmas on tren...

    notice jew isn't capitalized....hate on hater


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    what's the reason for a melt?did i missed something?
    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Your a great moderator,the best,Diesel618 comes in looking for some reconition for being clean for a year and doing a decent job with his body and your reply is 'nice tits'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [SIL] View Post
    what's the reason for a melt?did i missed something?
    Where the fuck is my photo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by [SIL] View Post
    what's the reason for a melt?did i missed something?

    because he got his way and he's still pissed about it..because it took like...12 fucking hours

    I blame it on the fact that someone made a religious ceremony out of trimming his ugly dick


    "got her saved on my phone under big booty"

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoyle21 View Post
    Where the fuck is my photo?
    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Your a great moderator,the best,Diesel618 comes in looking for some reconition for being clean for a year and doing a decent job with his body and your reply is 'nice tits'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
    because he got his way and he's still pissed about it..because it took like...12 fucking hours

    I blame it on the fact that someone made a religious ceremony out of trimming his ugly dick
    First of all lady, this dick is beautiful. My Mohel was a fucking genius.

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    Damn it Sil, make them iphone friendly. I'm in the shitter.

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    unless you've got pics, I contend its an ugly little slug with still a touch of anteater attached

    your Mohel sucked and probably collects foreskins for a custom cod piece


    "got her saved on my phone under big booty"

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    What's a custom cod?

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    please learn how to use google and try reading some literature while you're at it


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    "got her saved on my phone under big booty"

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    Damn, who just got schooled? This guy.

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    I feel sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoyle21 View Post
    I feel sick
    Bad news buddy. Nothing's actually changed at all. Except Azza and Saney have gone, but not from our hearts.

    Just stay away from the MTR
    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


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    And GFR (RIP)

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    Azza is really gone? Like for serious ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoyle21 View Post
    And GFR (RIP)
    Sheri's a good girl... You just got to be nice to her
    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hoyle21 View Post
    Azza is really gone? Like for serious ?
    He's the new pope. Busy with catholic related things like kiddy fiddling.
    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


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    I actually kind of like the new Pope.

    Just to be serious for a minute.

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    Has Saney been back at all? Stupid bunk MTR.

    He could at least log in as Cellar Door and talk dirty to me once in a while for old times sake.

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    I liked the last pope better...apologizing for the crusades was a standup thing to do


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    Damn it sheri I can't leave for a day without you playing with another man's foreskin





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    bump for ichigo, dude gives me a boner everytime I open the forum

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