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    Wtf






    Did you you ever have to take a monster shit in the middle of your favorites team most important football game? Then to top it if when you think you are done and start wiping...more shit comes out! Usually I don't give a crap cause my legs go numb reading IMF but damn I need to get off this shitter! Oh wait...I am done...
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    thx for sharing
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    Shit big or go home.
    If gunners were as violent as anti-gunners believe, logically there wouldn't be any anti-gunners left.

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    Hire yourself a wiper. Mexican rates are extremely affordable these days.
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    The turds I hate the most are the monster shits that plug the toilet when you do a courtesy flush. Not only do you have to unplug it, you have to decide to wipe your ass first and make the task of unplugging harder or unplug it with your pants around your ankles with a shitty ass.
    If gunners were as violent as anti-gunners believe, logically there wouldn't be any anti-gunners left.

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    Yes. I got very stoned once and ate a whole lrge cheese pizza by myself. About an hour and a half later I felt like a was violated...that mother phuqa was wrapped around the toilet bowl and sticking out of the water.

    That must be what it would feel like ?

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    the turd i hate is that hard dehydrated mother fucker that u held all afternoon because u refused to use a public toilet and then when ur done u need to tape ur ass cheeks back together so u can walk again..........and to stop the bleeding..........

    or was that the night i picked up the 2 "chicks" with the masculine voices and they roofied me?
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    OK I will tell you a cool feeling. You have to go so bad and you barely make it to the toilet. I'm talking hopping around trying to get your pants down bad. You barely make it to the seat before full bowl evacuation takes place and then you realize...... There's no toilet paper.... That's a cool feeling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Hire yourself a wiper. Mexican rates are extremely affordable these days.
    Just have to go down to the Home Depot parking lot...Cheap

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    The most enjoyable turds are the ones that leave your soul feeling renewed when you're done because you just unloaded a significant percentage of bodyweight.
    If gunners were as violent as anti-gunners believe, logically there wouldn't be any anti-gunners left.

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