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    My girlfriend dumped me today






    Hey fuckos - I posted the following on ASF a while back:

    My girlfriend dumped me today - she said that all that I do is lift weights and also that I was a pedophile. So I told her that "pedophile" is a big word for a twelve year old.

    Anyway, some of the guys told me to come over to this board and ask SIL how 13 is better than 12?

    SIL?


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    What's the best part about nailing an 8 year old girl? Flip her over and it's and 8 year old boy.


    What's the worst part about nailing an 8 year old girl? Getting the blood out of the clown suit.


    What's better than nailing a 7 year old asian boy? Nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GS2 View Post
    Hey fuckos - I posted the following on ASF a while back:

    My girlfriend dumped me today - she said that all that I do is lift weights and also that I was a pedophile. So I told her that "pedophile" is a big word for a twelve year old.

    Anyway, some of the guys told me to come over to this board and ask SIL how 13 is better than 12?

    SIL?



    So pendejo but this issue was not worth posing.






















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    I feel weird that I really enjoyed that post lol ^^^^^

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    the clown suit one gets me every time...I chuckle...even though I shouldn't...then I shiver, lock my doors and tell the dogs theres someone outside so theyre keyed up.

    and lock my doors

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    where is your FUCKING log farva

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
    where is your FUCKING log farva

    In WP's section, duh.

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    its like three posts long

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    Quote Originally Posted by OfficerFarva View Post
    What's the best part about nailing an 8 year old girl? Flip her over and it's and 8 year old boy.


    What's the worst part about nailing an 8 year old girl? Getting the blood out of the clown suit.


    What's better than nailing a 7 year old asian boy? Nothing.

    What's the best part of nailing a 10 year old boy in the shower? You can slick his hair back and make him look 8

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    jesus fucking christ





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    I really wonder about some of the people on here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robcyn View Post
    What's the best part of nailing a 10 year old boy in the shower? You can slick his hair back and make him look 8
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    This post got real scary real quick! Trannies are a go! Little boys are a no.
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    some people in this thread need to be fucken negged
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    how did azza post a bunch of lame posts elsewhere but missed the thread about fucking little boys
    having abs because you are skinny is like a women having tits because she's fat

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    everyone in this thread is getting neggd, including myself

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