Damn jp morgan chase crooks for decades...
Get investigated by the gov for their dealings in bernie madoff scheme and just pay a 2 billion dollar fine, they're getting off cheap!
After that Nazi handed his friends mega, mega cash for nothing, I left that bank! Because they said they had remorse and wanted to show their clientele some loyalty, and they were giving me 0.001 interest on my money!
Those fucking crooks couldn't even pay 1% interest! Couldn't even pay out .o1% interest!?