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    If you could suck your own cawk would you do it?



    And if you did would it be gay?

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    Almost broke my spine trying to in junior high... Never again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Warriorblaze View Post
    Almost broke my spine trying to in junior high... Never again.


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    of course i would lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by OfficerFarva View Post
    This question keeps getting asked every few months for some unknown reason. My answer is still the same, of course I would. I just wouldn't swallow, that would be gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OfficerFarva View Post
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    why would anyone do a womans job
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    Exactly, that's what a woman is for. If she doesn't suck cock kick her to the curb and get a new one.

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    This guy's been sucking his own dick for all his life...



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    You jerk yourself off right? That's not gay. Why would sucking yourself off be? If I could do that I would kick my girl to the curb, buy another mustang, more gears, and more protein. Dick isn't the only thing women suck....money gets sucked pretty hard too

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    this thread is very selfish in nature....and discriminates against the unlimber people in life..
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_predator View Post
    You jerk yourself off right? That's not gay. Why would sucking yourself off be? If I could do that I would kick my girl to the curb, buy another mustang, more gears, and more protein. Dick isn't the only thing women suck....money gets sucked pretty hard too
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    I can most definitely say that I would have been sucking it for years if I could reach it. I tried many times when younger, but I was not even close. Now just have to sweet-talk the wife into doing it.

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    We all would... several times daily


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    Quote Originally Posted by the_predator View Post
    You jerk yourself off right? That's not gay. Why would sucking yourself off be? If I could do that I would kick my girl to the curb, buy another mustang, more gears, and more protein. Dick isn't the only thing women suck....money gets sucked pretty hard too

    you meet the wrong women then. I consider mine as an investment put her through her masters now shes making the $$ with my hopes of just lifting all day and sucking my own cawk cause that shit is not gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charley View Post
    This guy's been sucking his own dick for all his life...


    Sucked GWB's cock for sure.

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    Absolutely I would. And anyone who says they wouldn't is a lying cocksucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jay_steel View Post
    you meet the wrong women then. I consider mine as an investment put her through her masters now shes making the $$ with my hopes of just lifting all day and sucking my own cawk cause that shit is not gay.
    ^^Brilliant. I might do something similar. Start taking yoga, get all limber, and start hanging outside meds schools and shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jay_steel View Post
    you meet the wrong women then. I consider mine as an investment put her through her masters now shes making the $$ with my hopes of just lifting all day and sucking my own cawk cause that shit is not gay.
    Oh trust me! I have found the right woman! I did just as you speak of. I put her through school while I was in the military and now she has her doctorate in physical therapy. Problem still is...JUST CAUSE SHE MAKES THE BIG MONEY, DON'T MEAN SHE FORGOT HOW TO SPEND THE BIG MONEY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_predator View Post
    Oh trust me! I have found the right woman! I did just as you speak of. I put her through school while I was in the military and now she has her doctorate in physical therapy. Problem still is...JUST CAUSE SHE MAKES THE BIG MONEY, DON'T MEAN SHE FORGOT HOW TO SPEND THE BIG MONEY!
    ^^So does this enable you to get jerked and tan all day and suck your own cawk??

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    ^Nope, because even though I paid all the bills when she was in school, we still owe pretty big money on her student loan. I like the term "house, car, and student loan poor". But hey, we are happy and that is all that matters right? Just living the American dream! Now only if I could suck my own cock...

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_predator View Post
    ^Nope, because even though I paid all the bills when she was in school, we still owe pretty big money on her student loan. I like the term "house, car, and student loan poor". But hey, we are happy and that is all that matters right? Just living the American dream! Now only if I could suck my own cock...
    Ah yes, student loans. We'd suck our own cocks if MOHELA didn't already have it's gigantic black monster cock down our throats.

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    its only gay if you swallow your load, i like blowing al over my own face, then go shopping without wiping it off, always get a few smiles
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    Quote Originally Posted by azza1971 View Post
    its only gay if you swallow your load, i like blowing al over my own face, then go shopping without wiping it off, always get a few smiles
    Rub it in. It's great moisturizer.


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    Never suck your own cawk after eating asparagus. Tastes gross.

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