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Almost broke my spine trying to in junior high... Never again.
Warrior
This question keeps getting asked every few months for some unknown reason. My answer is still the same, of course I would. I just wouldn't swallow, that would be gay.
My dog cleans up after me..
You jerk yourself off right? That's not gay. Why would sucking yourself off be? If I could do that I would kick my girl to the curb, buy another mustang, more gears, and more protein. Dick isn't the only thing women suck....money gets sucked pretty hard too
You jerk yourself off right? That's not gay. Why would sucking yourself off be? If I could do that I would kick my girl to the curb, buy another mustang, more gears, and more protein. Dick isn't the only thing women suck....money gets sucked pretty hard too
This guy's been sucking his own dick for all his life...
you meet the wrong women then. I consider mine as an investment put her through her masters now shes making the $$ with my hopes of just lifting all day and sucking my own cawk cause that shit is not gay.
Oh trust me! I have found the right woman! I did just as you speak of. I put her through school while I was in the military and now she has her doctorate in physical therapy. Problem still is...JUST CAUSE SHE MAKES THE BIG MONEY, DON'T MEAN SHE FORGOT HOW TO SPEND THE BIG MONEY!you meet the wrong women then. I consider mine as an investment put her through her masters now shes making the $$ with my hopes of just lifting all day and sucking my own cawk cause that shit is not gay.
Oh trust me! I have found the right woman! I did just as you speak of. I put her through school while I was in the military and now she has her doctorate in physical therapy. Problem still is...JUST CAUSE SHE MAKES THE BIG MONEY, DON'T MEAN SHE FORGOT HOW TO SPEND THE BIG MONEY!
Ah yes, student loans. We'd suck our own cocks if MOHELA didn't already have it's gigantic black monster cock down our throats.^Nope, because even though I paid all the bills when she was in school, we still owe pretty big money on her student loan. I like the term "house, car, and student loan poor". But hey, we are happy and that is all that matters right? Just living the American dream! Now only if I could suck my own cock...
its only gay if you swallow your load, i like blowing al over my own face, then go shopping without wiping it off, always get a few smiles