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    thanks Canada!

    A ghost ship filled with cannibal rats may be headed straight for Britain



    A ghost ship filled with cannibal rats may be headed straight for Britain

    (Credit: J.Schelkle/Shutterstock)Well, here?s a story that sounds made-up. According to ?experts,? a 1,565-ton cruise liner carrying disease-ridden rats is out there, somewhere, and could very well be headed for Britain.

    The ship, which went missing a year ago, has presumably been drifting across the North Atlantic ever since. The Independent?s account of what happened next is based in some true facts, and then fluffed up with a lot of conjecture. Here?s what appears to be going on:

    Not made-up: ghost ships. That?s just the term used for ships with no living crew aboard, and according to Quartz, they?re not that rare ? sailors have spotted at least seven such ships in the past 15 years.

    It?s possible that this specific ghost ship, the Lyubov Orlova, sank ? which would pose environmental problems of its own. But its lifeboats are designed to send off signals when they make contact with the water. Only two such signals have been received, presumably from lifeboats that fell off the ship?s side. The rest haven?t been heard from; ergo, the ship may very well still be out there.

    Also not made-up: Canada did it. The Lyubov Orlova was seized by Canadian authorities after its owners racked up $250,000 in unpaid debts. En route to being sold for scrap in the Dominican Republic in January 2013, a storm snapped her tow line. Transport Canada decided not to pursue the ship, declaring that it ?no longer poses a threat to the safety of [Canadian] offshore oil installations, their personnel or the marine environment.?

    Also not made-up, probably: cannibal rats. ?Experts? believe the ship could still contain hundreds of rats, which naturally would only have been able to survive this long by feeding off one another. ?There will be a lot of rats and they eat each other,? Belgian salvage hunter Pim de Rhoodes explained. ?If I get aboard I?ll have to lace everywhere with poison.?

    As for it being ?about to make land on Britain?s shore?? This part is mostly conjecture. The last time anyone heard anything from the missing ship was last March, when those two lifeboat signals were picked up. Around the same time, a radar just off the coast of Scotland picked up an unidentified object that seemed like it could have been the Lyubov Orlova. Search planes were never able to locate it, but according to the Independent, this all suggests that the ship had made it two-thirds of the way across the Atlantic and was headed east.

    The head of the Irish coast guard, Chris Reynolds, sees this as reason enough to keep his guard up. ?There have been huge storms in recent months but it takes a lot to sink a vessel as big as that,? he said. ?We must stay vigilant.?

    http://www.salon.com/2014/01/23/a_gh...t_for_britain/

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    can u arrange for those 2 black guys who killed the soldier to be tied up on that shit ?

    would be fun for shits n giggles to watch them be eaten alive.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    can u arrange for those 2 black guys who killed the soldier to be tied up on that shit ?

    would be fun for shits n giggles to watch them be eaten alive.....
    heck yeah! install some hidden cameras inside and have a 'running man/Thunder Dome' kind of reality show.....fuq the Kardashians! (why do I even know their names???) It could be called: Rat Race. Two murderers go in...well, none come out. Full of win!
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    Last week there were new images released showing images of deep space that were spectacular


    how can we not use a satellite and find this ship?

    http://m.space.com/24195-hubble-fron...os-aas223.html


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    Tied to this stinking ship with 'no like button' & 'no stars'..... just saying


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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    can u arrange for those 2 black guys who killed the soldier to be tied up on that shit ?

    would be fun for shits n giggles to watch them be eaten alive.....
    Put all black people on that ship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dieseljimmy View Post
    Last week there were new images released showing images of deep space that were spectacular
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    that pic made me slightly wet

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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    that pic made me slightly wet
    tell me there is no other life in the universe...


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    From Britain many thanx Canada.

    And from the U.S. Phuquin thanx a lot Canada....Now take his ass back!



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    Jimmy ,these stars are cute but what we want is 'our old rep stars'....

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    Cannibal rats? Does that mean they eat each other? Otherwise,if they be eeting each other, they're not cannibals. Ayhoo, we could be onto sum10 here. If we can genetically engineer mice that each other, we could easily engineer nigger eating mice!

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    Disappointed...I thought this was about Canada donating Justin Bieber to the prison bitch employment sector.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iFartGlitter View Post
    Disappointed...I thought this was about Canada donating Justin Bieber to the prison bitch employment sector.
    I was expecting Beiber nudes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    A ghost ship filled with cannibal rats may be headed straight for Britain



    A ghost ship filled with cannibal rats may be headed straight for Britain

    Well, here?s a story that sounds made-up. According to ?experts,? a 1,565-ton cruise liner carrying disease-ridden rats is out there, somewhere, and could very well be headed for Britain.
    That sounds familiar. I think you guys better call Van Helsing.


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    they should use that ship for submarine practice

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    From Britain many thanx Canada.

    And from the U.S. Phuquin thanx a lot Canada....Now take his ass back!


    JFC! Why'd I have to click that?! Then again, if i had to do life, that might start to look good after a coupla decades. Just sayin!

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