I knew it! It has to be a conspiracy when the deep south was just covered in "snow" and "ice" this week. I mean, when the earth has been heating up rapidly for the last 100 years because of heavy industry in the wealthy countries, how could there possible be such a thing as snow anymore? At first, I just assumed that it was a byproduct of climate change (or, global warming). But, they even managed to stage this so well that when the temperature when above freezing, the "ice" and "snow" actually melted. This is obviously the work of those evil capitalists who want to destroy our planet!