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    Places that make you poop

    So i was just sitting on a cold bowl delivering what appeared to be a small body out of my cargo door....and it made me think of something....other then who else's cawk head has touched the inside of this fine piece of Mexican China...anyway..

    Why do I always have to shit when I eat here....idk..is it because I'm relaxed and my butt biceps release some tension?...or is it because I eat like a diabetic after losing his log for 2 days??...or is it the food??

    Most would think the food...but these turd(s) are robust in size..I get a really good stretch out of them.normally...even a occasional hemi poppage with a little red blood paint on my brownkerchef....

    Puzzling non the least...anyone else just got release one from the Enola Gay at a certain eatry??



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    theres a place near where i live called Q&Q hawaiian bbq, super good spot its a lot of beef, chicken, shrimp with rice and a really good macaroni salad but when i eat that with some sriracha sauce i will have to take the most disrespectful shit of my life
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    Not really a place per se, but a thing, no matter where I am. I can order anything on the menu but if I order a cup of joe to go with it after about two swallows, I have to take a shiite.


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    s2h that was some funny stuff right there. I don't shit in public but I was traveling last week and as my dick graced the front of the bowl, I couldn't help but feel violated. Also, McDonalds comes out as fast as it goes in for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flubber View Post
    s2h that was some funny stuff right there. I don't shit in public but I was traveling last week and as my dick graced the front of the bowl, I couldn't help but feel violated. Also, McDonalds comes out as fast as it goes in for me.
    Im so protective of my penis touching the bowl Ill shit hoovering and piss all over the floor.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dieseljimmy View Post
    Im so protective of my penis touching the bowl Ill shit hoovering and piss all over the floor.
    I thought everybody did this in public shit houses ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    I thought everybody did this in public shit houses ?
    It sure seems like they do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaphod View Post
    It sure seems like they do.
    Im really sorry about that fellas. I dont want the herp. I mean if Im going to get it... definitely not like that. maybe ass fucking a young stud in a public bathroom


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    fucking negged...all of you

    much like seeing a spouse take a crap....this has crossed some intimacy lines and now i can't think of any of you in any sort of sexual context ever


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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
    fucking negged...all of you

    much like seeing a spouse take a crap....this has crossed some intimacy lines and now i can't think of any of you in any sort of sexual context ever


    negged again
    ya but what if your into that german shit porn fetish like i am ? haha
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    I pretty much have to shite after every meal. It must be the high metabolism. Yet, I can always recognize the meal. If it was I-talian, I can smell it. If it was spic food, I can smell the chili powder, if I ate jalape?os, my asshole feels like its on fire as soon as I take a shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by futureMrO View Post
    theres a place near where i live called Q&Q hawaiian bbq, super good spot its a lot of beef, chicken, shrimp with rice and a really good macaroni salad but when i eat that with some sriracha sauce i will have to take the most disrespectful shit of my life
    Q&Q is the bomb, also L&L thats my favorite

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    Quote Originally Posted by s2h View Post
    So i was just sitting on a cold bowl delivering what appeared to be a small body out of my cargo door....and it made me think of something....other then who else's cawk head has touched the inside of this fine piece of Mexican China...anyway..

    Why do I always have to shit when I eat here....idk..is it because I'm relaxed and my butt biceps release some tension?...or is it because I eat like a diabetic after losing his log for 2 days??...or is it the food??

    Most would think the food...but these turd(s) are robust in size..I get a really good stretch out of them.normally...even a occasional hemi poppage with a little red blood paint on my brownkerchef....

    Puzzling non the least...anyone else just got release one from the Enola Gay at a certain eatry??
    I'm sure theres a question here, or at the very least you should see a doctor and ask him what you are really trying to get an answer for

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    Q&Q is the bomb, also L&L thats my favorite
    see im opposite i like QQ better than ll also have you been to waba grill on oxnard blvd, pretty good little spot and heathy
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    I'm not a big fan of fast foods like I was when I was younger. But two of the three only places that I frequent are Popeye's and Church's chicken & biscuit restaurants. As fast as the last bites are completed though, I'm running for the shit can.

    A few years ago, our company placed a popcorn machine in our lobby. I had to stop eating it because everytime I'd have a bag or two of popcorn, it's like instant laxative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by futureMrO View Post
    see im opposite i like QQ better than ll also have you been to waba grill on oxnard blvd, pretty good little spot and heathy
    I like the kulua pork better from Q&Q, but L&L is the original, problem is some are really good and some are so so, the one the shut down in ventura off main and telephone was good. The one on main in El Segundo is the best around. Never tried waba grill, I'll give it a try

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    ya that one on main street in ventura was good and the place they replaced it with, santa barbra chicken ranch is pretty good to
    having abs because you are skinny is like a women having tits because she's fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by futureMrO View Post
    see im opposite i like QQ better than ll also have you been to waba grill on oxnard blvd, pretty good little spot and heathy
    I'm found of the fecal factory in El Rio.

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    Generally I wait until I'm at home. I'm not a speed shitter like a lot of people. I'll bring a book or magazine with me because my bowels are pretty slow to purge. Unless it's explosive diarrhea I've never been able to sit down and have my innards fall right the fuck out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    I'm found of the fecal factory in El Rio.
    shit do you live around VC to lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by futureMrO View Post
    shit do you live around VC to lol
    No, I'm in Temecula. I have relatives that live in Ventura and Oxnard.

    The cousin I had in El Rio now lives in the big house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gearsmcgilf View Post
    i pretty much have to shite after every meal. It must be the high metabolism. Yet, i can always recognize the meal. If it was i-talian, i can smell it. If it was spic food, i can smell the chili powder, if i ate jalape?os, my asshole feels like its on fire as soon as i take a shite.

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