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    So i was just sitting on a cold bowl delivering what appeared to be a small body out of my cargo door....and it made me think of something....other then who else's cawk head has touched the inside of this fine piece of Mexican China...anyway..

    Why do I always have to shit when I eat here....idk..is it because I'm relaxed and my butt biceps release some tension?...or is it because I eat like a diabetic after losing his log for 2 days??...or is it the food??

    Most would think the food...but these turd(s) are robust in size..I get a really good stretch out of them.normally...even a occasional hemi poppage with a little red blood paint on my brownkerchef....

    Puzzling non the least...anyone else just got release one from the Enola Gay at a certain eatry??
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    theres a place near where i live called Q&Q hawaiian bbq, super good spot its a lot of beef, chicken, shrimp with rice and a really good macaroni salad but when i eat that with some sriracha sauce i will have to take the most disrespectful shit of my life
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    Quote Originally Posted by futureMrO View Post
    theres a place near where i live called Q&Q hawaiian bbq, super good spot its a lot of beef, chicken, shrimp with rice and a really good macaroni salad but when i eat that with some sriracha sauce i will have to take the most disrespectful shit of my life
    Q&Q is the bomb, also L&L thats my favorite

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    Q&Q is the bomb, also L&L thats my favorite
    see im opposite i like QQ better than ll also have you been to waba grill on oxnard blvd, pretty good little spot and heathy
    having abs because you are skinny is like a women having tits because she's fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by futureMrO View Post
    see im opposite i like QQ better than ll also have you been to waba grill on oxnard blvd, pretty good little spot and heathy
    I like the kulua pork better from Q&Q, but L&L is the original, problem is some are really good and some are so so, the one the shut down in ventura off main and telephone was good. The one on main in El Segundo is the best around. Never tried waba grill, I'll give it a try

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    Quote Originally Posted by futureMrO View Post
    see im opposite i like QQ better than ll also have you been to waba grill on oxnard blvd, pretty good little spot and heathy
    I'm found of the fecal factory in El Rio.



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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    I'm found of the fecal factory in El Rio.
    shit do you live around VC to lol
    having abs because you are skinny is like a women having tits because she's fat

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    Not really a place per se, but a thing, no matter where I am. I can order anything on the menu but if I order a cup of joe to go with it after about two swallows, I have to take a shiite.




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    s2h that was some funny stuff right there. I don't shit in public but I was traveling last week and as my dick graced the front of the bowl, I couldn't help but feel violated. Also, McDonalds comes out as fast as it goes in for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flubber View Post
    s2h that was some funny stuff right there. I don't shit in public but I was traveling last week and as my dick graced the front of the bowl, I couldn't help but feel violated. Also, McDonalds comes out as fast as it goes in for me.
    Im so protective of my penis touching the bowl Ill shit hoovering and piss all over the floor.





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    Quote Originally Posted by dieseljimmy View Post
    Im so protective of my penis touching the bowl Ill shit hoovering and piss all over the floor.
    I thought everybody did this in public shit houses ?



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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    I thought everybody did this in public shit houses ?
    It sure seems like they do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaphod View Post
    It sure seems like they do.
    Im really sorry about that fellas. I dont want the herp. I mean if Im going to get it... definitely not like that. maybe ass fucking a young stud in a public bathroom





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    Quote Originally Posted by dieseljimmy View Post
    Im so protective of my penis touching the bowl Ill shit hoovering and piss all over the floor.
    Always remember to TUCK & SQUAT before crapping on a public john.
    That is, TUCK your package below the rim as you're squatting your butt on it. LOL

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    fucking negged...all of you

    much like seeing a spouse take a crap....this has crossed some intimacy lines and now i can't think of any of you in any sort of sexual context ever


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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
    fucking negged...all of you

    much like seeing a spouse take a crap....this has crossed some intimacy lines and now i can't think of any of you in any sort of sexual context ever


    negged again
    ya but what if your into that german shit porn fetish like i am ? haha
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    I don't understand people who say they don't shit in public. Either you don't eat enough, or you are home way too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel618 View Post
    I don't understand people who say they don't shit in public. Either you don't eat enough, or you are home way too much.
    I agree. I don't take a dump just anywhere but if I'm on the road, I'd usually look for a grocery store, restaurant, or Wal-mart/Target to go to. Those places are required by law to keep their restrooms clean on a regular basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SinisterMinister View Post
    I agree. I don't take a dump just anywhere but if I'm on the road, I'd usually look for a grocery store, restaurant, or Wal-mart/Target to go to. Those places are required by law to keep their restrooms clean on a regular basis.
    I know all the cleanest bathrooms on campus. I will literally walk 10 minutes across campus in the single digit winter wonderland to drop one off in my favorite stall lol. Also I worked at wal-mart for a while and I hated using their bathrooms. I would never go there unless it was absolutely unavoidable. I'm usually not one to hold it but some nights I was turtle heading for 8 hours ha. I have to imagine California is a bit different than St. Louis though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SinisterMinister View Post
    I agree. I don't take a dump just anywhere but if I'm on the road, I'd usually look for a grocery store, restaurant, or Wal-mart/Target to go to. Those places are required by law to keep their restrooms clean on a regular basis.
    Not all states require that. I've had to wait until I've gotten somewhere else to take a dump with my ass cramping the whole time because the shitters in Walmart were fucked up to the point it would be easier to demolish the whole store and rebuild rather than clean the toilets.
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    I pretty much have to shite after every meal. It must be the high metabolism. Yet, I can always recognize the meal. If it was I-talian, I can smell it. If it was spic food, I can smell the chili powder, if I ate jalape?os, my asshole feels like its on fire as soon as I take a shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gearsmcgilf View Post
    i pretty much have to shite after every meal. It must be the high metabolism. Yet, i can always recognize the meal. If it was i-talian, i can smell it. If it was spic food, i can smell the chili powder, if i ate jalape?os, my asshole feels like its on fire as soon as i take a shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by s2h View Post
    So i was just sitting on a cold bowl delivering what appeared to be a small body out of my cargo door....and it made me think of something....other then who else's cawk head has touched the inside of this fine piece of Mexican China...anyway..

    Why do I always have to shit when I eat here....idk..is it because I'm relaxed and my butt biceps release some tension?...or is it because I eat like a diabetic after losing his log for 2 days??...or is it the food??

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    Puzzling non the least...anyone else just got release one from the Enola Gay at a certain eatry??
    I'm sure theres a question here, or at the very least you should see a doctor and ask him what you are really trying to get an answer for

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