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    Places that make you poop

    So i was just sitting on a cold bowl delivering what appeared to be a small body out of my cargo door....and it made me think of something....other then who else's cawk head has touched the inside of this fine piece of Mexican China...anyway..

    Why do I always have to shit when I eat here....idk..is it because I'm relaxed and my butt biceps release some tension?...or is it because I eat like a diabetic after losing his log for 2 days??...or is it the food??

    Most would think the food...but these turd(s) are robust in size..I get a really good stretch out of them.normally...even a occasional hemi poppage with a little red blood paint on my brownkerchef....

    Puzzling non the least...anyone else just got release one from the Enola Gay at a certain eatry??

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    theres a place near where i live called Q&Q hawaiian bbq, super good spot its a lot of beef, chicken, shrimp with rice and a really good macaroni salad but when i eat that with some sriracha sauce i will have to take the most disrespectful shit of my life
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    Not really a place per se, but a thing, no matter where I am. I can order anything on the menu but if I order a cup of joe to go with it after about two swallows, I have to take a shiite.


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    s2h that was some funny stuff right there. I don't shit in public but I was traveling last week and as my dick graced the front of the bowl, I couldn't help but feel violated. Also, McDonalds comes out as fast as it goes in for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flubber View Post
    s2h that was some funny stuff right there. I don't shit in public but I was traveling last week and as my dick graced the front of the bowl, I couldn't help but feel violated. Also, McDonalds comes out as fast as it goes in for me.
    Im so protective of my penis touching the bowl Ill shit hoovering and piss all over the floor.



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    Quote Originally Posted by dieseljimmy View Post
    Im so protective of my penis touching the bowl Ill shit hoovering and piss all over the floor.
    I thought everybody did this in public shit houses ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    I thought everybody did this in public shit houses ?
    It sure seems like they do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaphod View Post
    It sure seems like they do.
    Im really sorry about that fellas. I dont want the herp. I mean if Im going to get it... definitely not like that. maybe ass fucking a young stud in a public bathroom



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    fucking negged...all of you

    much like seeing a spouse take a crap....this has crossed some intimacy lines and now i can't think of any of you in any sort of sexual context ever


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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
    fucking negged...all of you

    much like seeing a spouse take a crap....this has crossed some intimacy lines and now i can't think of any of you in any sort of sexual context ever


    negged again
    ya but what if your into that german shit porn fetish like i am ? haha
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    I don't understand people who say they don't shit in public. Either you don't eat enough, or you are home way too much.
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    I drop a deuce wherever and whenever I have to, just so long as the lid isn't piss covered I'm GTG... and no establishment in particular has an effect on me, but Coffee definitely does.
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    I pretty much have to shite after every meal. It must be the high metabolism. Yet, I can always recognize the meal. If it was I-talian, I can smell it. If it was spic food, I can smell the chili powder, if I ate jalape?os, my asshole feels like its on fire as soon as I take a shite.

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