So i was just sitting on a cold bowl delivering what appeared to be a small body out of my cargo door....and it made me think of something....other then who else's cawk head has touched the inside of this fine piece of Mexican China...anyway..

Why do I always have to shit when I eat it because I'm relaxed and my butt biceps release some tension?...or is it because I eat like a diabetic after losing his log for 2 days??...or is it the food??

Most would think the food...but these turd(s) are robust in size..I get a really good stretch out of them.normally...even a occasional hemi poppage with a little red blood paint on my brownkerchef....

Puzzling non the least...anyone else just got release one from the Enola Gay at a certain eatry??