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If you fart in the gym, and your earphones are in, will anyone else hear it?
Yeah...sorry bro, I was in a zoneNo I actually heard it. And the dude acted like nothing happened
Was squatting one fine morning and on the last heavy set (heavy for me) I ripped one. Thought I shit myself but finished out the set simply because if I did shit ending the set early wouldn't change the mess. I went to the shitter to do a security wipe and everything came back clean. I was happy.
Most confusing situation ever... you think you sharted. Almost certain you sharted. Go to get a maintaince wipe and there's nothing...
Most confusing situation ever... you think you sharted. Almost certain you sharted. Go to get a maintaince wipe and there's nothing...
Went to the leg sled a few years back...and low and behold but what's in the seat...a turd...a long wet stinky soft turd....some dbag dropped that baby off right there...so off to the locker room I go and into the stall area...sure enough I see feet with shorts around them under the door..and some tool cussing under his breathe trying to get the shit off him....
15 min later he comes strolling out like nothing happened....my buddy says...he did you forget something g ...guy says I dont think so...my buddy points at the sled...yeah you forgot your turd you layed down over on the seat...
Never saw the guy again....True story ..
i worked on the cleaning crew at the gym when i was in high school. i've cleaned poop off of a lot of things. the showers seemed to be a fav for fecal terrorism.
there was a problem with turds in the pool until one of my coworkers caught the offender in the act.
moral of the story? wipe down the equipment before and after use and NEVER use the gym showers. . . and public pools are really disgusting.