Join Now!


Church ain't over til all the snakes are back in the cage

Results 1 to 12 of 12
  1. #1
    Registered User
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,574
    Rep Points
    186321528

    Thumbs down Church ain't over til all the snakes are back in the cage

    Always thought these people were nuts...and fvcking stupid.

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/16/us/sna...n-pastor-bite/

    Any snake worshipers on IMF?

  2. #2
    Your own personal Jesus
    GS2's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    midwestcoast
    Posts
    187
    Rep Points
    85972009

    The non-irony....

  3. #3
    YOU ME WE
    ELITE MEMBER
    IronAddict's Avatar


    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    In my skin
    Posts
    10,354
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    Not me, but my snake is worshiped.


    Crazy dead fuckers, played with poisonous snakes and got dead.



  4. #4
    Registered User


    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Italy
    Posts
    64
    Rep Points
    1504361

    those bites are fucking painful,even if there was no venom...not a quiet death at all

  5. #5
    Senior Member
    ELITE MEMBER
    charley's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    as far from you as possible
    Posts
    6,222
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    ***Playing with snakes, any fool can do that,people are smarter than snakes***


  6. #6
    Newbie
    ELITE MEMBER
    plumber68's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Earth
    Posts
    67
    Rep Points
    7789313

    Maybe he didn't believe in Jesus enough?

  7. #7
    Registered User
    DOBE's Avatar


    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    CANADA
    Posts
    313
    Rep Points
    57538749

    Damn! He died and all I got was a hangover. I think I'll skip church this Sunday though.

  8. #8
    Senior Member
    ELITE MEMBER
    dogsoldier's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    1,562
    Rep Points
    548246148

    I itry to respect peoples beliefs. But this whole snake thing is like...damn...really. Show me where Jesus said, "Goith and dance with fucking snakiths".

  9. #9
    Super Moderator
    SUPER MODERATOR
    s2h's Avatar


    Join Date
    May 2011
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Green and Mean
    Posts
    3,738
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    SheriV likes one eyed snakes...



    ALL POSTS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY..

  10. #10
    Senior Member
    ELITE MEMBER
    charley's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    as far from you as possible
    Posts
    6,222
    Rep Points
    2147483647


  11. #11
    Registered User
    heckler7's Avatar


    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    ventura, ca
    Posts
    5,269
    Rep Points
    1992154030


  12. #12
    Registered User
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,574
    Rep Points
    186321528

    Like I said, fvckin' stupid.

    People will believe anything.

    Remember the $28K Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese?

    This grilled cheese sandwich bearing the Virgin Mary's image sold on eBay for $28,000.



    Hell, I took a dump this morning and I swear that it looked like Jesus Christ himself.
    I didn't notice until after I flushed and it started to swirl.
    Tried to grab it and came up with a handful of soggy poo paper that looked like that dude Dianne Feinstein.
    I coulda 50 grand for that turd on eBay.

    How much do you think I could get for a dog's ass?





Similar Threads

  1. power cage will this do?
    By porky in forum Training
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 06-11-2011, 04:13 AM
  2. Replies: 18
    Last Post: 07-19-2006, 10:16 PM
  3. Squats out of the Cage
    By Tier in forum Training
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 12-31-2005, 02:15 PM
  4. thoracic cage
    By mushmushi in forum Training
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 08-11-2004, 07:24 AM
  5. Cage or Ring?
    By Supermans Daddy in forum Sports
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 11-28-2003, 09:16 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
-->