Hey Captn',

How's it hangin'? Whazzup?
Hope all is well in Aus.

I was away on a 13 month excursion and wasn't able to log into the forum during that time.
No, it wasn't prison for boning the neighbor's farm animals, I was doing my part to make the world safer (we'll leave it at that).

I really just want to know...
What the hell happened to your Jew Phone?