Join Now!

25% Off Black Friday Sale

For theCaptn'

Results 1 to 14 of 14

Thread: For theCaptn'

  1. #1
    Registered User
    ELITE MEMBER
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,565
    Rep Points
    186321528

    Question For theCaptn'

    Hey Captn',

    How's it hangin'? Whazzup?
    Hope all is well in Aus.

    I was away on a 13 month excursion and wasn't able to log into the forum during that time.
    No, it wasn't prison for boning the neighbor's farm animals, I was doing my part to make the world safer (we'll leave it at that).


    I really just want to know...
    What the hell happened to your Jew Phone?

  2. #2
    A Jihad on gyms!
    ELITE MEMBER
    Griffith's Avatar


    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Gym
    Posts
    8,981
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    making the world safer?

    neuter azza would be a good start....
    Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare

  3. #3
    Registered User
    ELITE MEMBER
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,565
    Rep Points
    186321528

    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    neuter azza would be a good start....
    Why?

    He has absolutely no hope of ever getting laid.
    The tranny prosses he bangs make him wear two condoms.

  4. #4
    DRSE owns this shithole
    SUPER MODERATOR
    theCaptn''s Avatar


    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    the 7 seas
    Posts
    20,706
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    WB! Swapped the Jew Phone for 30lb of prime brisket!
    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


  5. #5
    Senior Member
    BOARD REP
    _LG_'s Avatar


    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Elite Peptides
    Posts
    3,942
    Rep Points
    1553019935

    How many brown people did you kill before it was safe for me to leave my home this morning?
    Tell RC that LG sent you.


  6. #6
    DRSE
    SUPER MODERATOR
    dieseljimmy's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    chicagoland
    Posts
    6,737
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    Should we send his flowers and prayers for coming back?


  7. #7
    Registered User
    ELITE MEMBER
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,565
    Rep Points
    186321528

    Couldn't find me a Jew Phone so I got me a Mexi-Phone instead...



    Looking for a Mexi-Jew Phone...



    Had to settle for a Mexi-Jew rabbi...



    Not sure why, I'm not Jewish or Mexican but I hear them Mexi-Jew babes put out and most of 'em are three-holers.

  8. #8
    king of the Jews
    BOARD REP
    SlappyTX's Avatar


    Join Date
    Sep 2013
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    up in dat ass
    Posts
    519
    Rep Points
    245425193

    oh man, mexijew?

    that just sounds greedy and lazy


    DRSE shadow operative, MFL science project

  9. #9
    Stacey's Boy
    ELITE MEMBER
    Retlaw's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    NJ
    Posts
    2,273
    Rep Points
    500733921

    Im a free man : )

  10. #10
    Senior Member
    ELITE MEMBER
    charley's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    as far from you as possible
    Posts
    6,311
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    Good to see you back in town Ret...


  11. #11
    DRSE
    SUPER MODERATOR
    dieseljimmy's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    chicagoland
    Posts
    6,737
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    Quote Originally Posted by Retlaw View Post
    Im a free man : )
    seriously did anyone try to touch your butthole


  12. #12
    Registered User
    ctr10's Avatar


    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    pa
    Posts
    2,260
    Rep Points
    1217390714

    Retlaw does live in the rough part of town

  13. #13
    DRSE owns this shithole
    SUPER MODERATOR
    theCaptn''s Avatar


    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    the 7 seas
    Posts
    20,706
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    Quote Originally Posted by Retlaw View Post
    Im a free man : )
    Congrats degenerate
    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


  14. #14
    Chemistry Experiment
    ADMINISTRATOR
    heavyiron's Avatar


    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Staying Anabolic
    Posts
    15,212
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    InB4 6th probation violation....



    IronMagLabs 15% Off Coupon Code = heavyiron15


    IronMag Research Now Open! - heavyiron15 for 15% off!


    All posts are for entertainment and may contain fiction. Consult a medical doctor before using any medications or supplements. Heavyiron does not advocate readers engage in any illegal activity.



Similar Threads

  1. theCaptn'
    By [SIL] in forum Anything Goes
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 05-31-2013, 03:04 AM
  2. theCaptn'
    By [SIL] in forum Anything Goes
    Replies: 25
    Last Post: 10-24-2012, 06:05 AM
  3. theCaptn' does not rep for RnM
    By theCaptn' in forum Anything Goes
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 11-15-2011, 04:43 AM
  4. theCaptn' vs Anything Goes
    By theCaptn' in forum Anything Goes
    Replies: 45
    Last Post: 10-29-2011, 01:31 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
-->