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    Question For theCaptn'

    Hey Captn',

    How's it hangin'? Whazzup?
    Hope all is well in Aus.

    I was away on a 13 month excursion and wasn't able to log into the forum during that time.
    No, it wasn't prison for boning the neighbor's farm animals, I was doing my part to make the world safer (we'll leave it at that).


    I really just want to know...
    What the hell happened to your Jew Phone?

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    making the world safer?

    neuter azza would be a good start....
    Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    neuter azza would be a good start....
    Why?

    He has absolutely no hope of ever getting laid.
    The tranny prosses he bangs make him wear two condoms.

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    WB! Swapped the Jew Phone for 30lb of prime brisket!


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    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.




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    Should we send his flowers and prayers for coming back?



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    Couldn't find me a Jew Phone so I got me a Mexi-Phone instead...



    Looking for a Mexi-Jew Phone...



    Had to settle for a Mexi-Jew rabbi...



    Not sure why, I'm not Jewish or Mexican but I hear them Mexi-Jew babes put out and most of 'em are three-holers.

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    oh man, mexijew?

    that just sounds greedy and lazy
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    Good to see you back in town Ret...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Retlaw View Post
    Im a free man : )
    seriously did anyone try to touch your butthole



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    Retlaw does live in the rough part of town

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retlaw View Post
    Im a free man : )
    Congrats degenerate


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