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  1. 02-24-2014, 10:22 AM #1
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    Hey, you. Come on over here and bench press my balls.



    I need someone to deadlift my sac.



    I'll bet he'd love testicular atrophy right about now.
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  3. 02-24-2014, 10:32 AM #2
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    So, when I saw the South Park with Randy and his huge balls, I thought it was just a funny joke. Now that it's real I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or die a little inside.
    Everything I say or imply is to be used for entertainment purposes only. I do not condone illegal use of anabolic steroids or any other illegal activity.
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  5. 02-24-2014, 10:58 AM #4
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    Does this scrotum make me look fat?
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  6. 02-24-2014, 11:43 AM #5
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    You would think his quads would be bigger....
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  7. 02-24-2014, 02:09 PM #6
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    as soon as we get medicinal weed in OZ im microwaving my balls............
    Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare
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  8. 02-24-2014, 02:13 PM #7
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  9. 02-24-2014, 02:18 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paranoid Fitness View Post
    For some reason I find this mildly arousing.
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  10. 02-24-2014, 02:41 PM #9
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    When his balls itch he can scratch 'em with his toenails.

    Just imagine how small your dick would look with a sac that big.
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  11. 02-24-2014, 05:31 PM #10
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  12. 02-24-2014, 06:23 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paranoid Fitness View Post
    ill bet hillary clinton still couldnt feel him....
    Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare
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    Jesus christ oversized cawk and balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    ill bet hillary clinton still couldnt feel him....
    Hilary's dick is bigger.
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    i feel bad for the village elder who has to pick that big sack of nuts up so he can get in the hut...that dude gets blue balls and it time for a life flight..



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  16. 02-24-2014, 09:43 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    as soon as we get medicinal weed in OZ im microwaving my balls............
    im in california and a medical recommendation for weed is so easy to get go see a licensed cannabis physician take in any piece of medical paper work confirming ANY illness and you get your card bame cost between 60-80$ takes 2 doc visits and your done. going into dispensaries is incredible
    having abs because you are skinny is like a women having tits because she's fat
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  17. 02-25-2014, 10:08 AM #16
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    It takes a village...to suck that dude's balls.
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