Join Now!


Hey, you. Come on over here and bench press my balls.

Results 1 to 16 of 16
  1. #1
    Registered User
    ELITE MEMBER
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,565
    Rep Points
    186321528

    Hey, you. Come on over here and bench press my balls.



    I need someone to deadlift my sac.



    I'll bet he'd love testicular atrophy right about now.

  2. #2
    Registered User
    ELITE MEMBER
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,565
    Rep Points
    186321528


  3. #3
    Registered User
    Jaws55's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Poland
    Posts
    60
    Rep Points
    6314348

    So, when I saw the South Park with Randy and his huge balls, I thought it was just a funny joke. Now that it's real I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or die a little inside.
    ABAXEN PHARMACEUTICALS
    HIGHEST QUALITY, FASTEST T/A TIMES AND BEST CUSTOMER SERVICE

  4. #4
    Registered User
    ELITE MEMBER
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,565
    Rep Points
    186321528

    Does this scrotum make me look fat?

  5. #5
    Registered User


    Join Date
    Aug 2013
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    usa
    Posts
    53
    Rep Points
    21146118

    You would think his quads would be bigger....

  6. #6
    A Jihad on gyms!
    ELITE MEMBER
    Griffith's Avatar


    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Gym
    Posts
    9,006
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    as soon as we get medicinal weed in OZ im microwaving my balls............
    Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare

  7. #7
    .45 ACP rules!


    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Michigan
    Posts
    5,624
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    The dude's athletic cup is a 55 gallon drum.
    If gunners were as violent as anti-gunners believe, logically there wouldn't be any anti-gunners left.

  8. #8
    Registered User


    Join Date
    Aug 2013
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    usa
    Posts
    53
    Rep Points
    21146118

    Quote Originally Posted by Paranoid Fitness View Post
    For some reason I find this mildly arousing.

  9. #9
    Registered User
    ELITE MEMBER
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,565
    Rep Points
    186321528

    When his balls itch he can scratch 'em with his toenails.

    Just imagine how small your dick would look with a sac that big.

  10. #10
    Registered User
    ELITE MEMBER
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,565
    Rep Points
    186321528


  11. #11
    A Jihad on gyms!
    ELITE MEMBER
    Griffith's Avatar


    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Gym
    Posts
    9,006
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    Quote Originally Posted by Paranoid Fitness View Post
    ill bet hillary clinton still couldnt feel him....
    Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare

  12. #12
    DRSE
    SUPER MODERATOR
    dieseljimmy's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    chicagoland
    Posts
    6,786
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    Jesus christ oversized cawk and balls


  13. #13
    Registered User
    ELITE MEMBER
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,565
    Rep Points
    186321528

    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    ill bet hillary clinton still couldnt feel him....
    Hilary's dick is bigger.

  14. #14
    Super Moderator
    SUPER MODERATOR
    s2h's Avatar


    Join Date
    May 2011
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Green and Mean
    Posts
    3,744
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    i feel bad for the village elder who has to pick that big sack of nuts up so he can get in the hut...that dude gets blue balls and it time for a life flight..



    ALL POSTS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY..

  15. #15
    AG is my home
    futureMrO's Avatar


    Join Date
    Apr 2013
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Neverland Ranch
    Posts
    1,336
    Rep Points
    794616607

    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    as soon as we get medicinal weed in OZ im microwaving my balls............
    im in california and a medical recommendation for weed is so easy to get go see a licensed cannabis physician take in any piece of medical paper work confirming ANY illness and you get your card bame cost between 60-80$ takes 2 doc visits and your done. going into dispensaries is incredible
    having abs because you are skinny is like a women having tits because she's fat

  16. #16
    Registered User
    ELITE MEMBER
    Paranoid Fitness's Avatar


    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Still on this side of the grass.
    Posts
    1,565
    Rep Points
    186321528

    It takes a village...to suck that dude's balls.

Similar Threads

  1. Balls, Balls, balls...I love balls...
    By IronAddict in forum Open Chat
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 04-26-2011, 02:27 PM
  2. You've got no balls!
    By BillHicksFan in forum Anabolic Zone
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 07-12-2010, 04:46 PM
  3. d-balls
    By larsson7 in forum Anabolic Zone
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 02-11-2009, 12:20 PM
  4. 1-ad/sex/balls
    By At The Bellagio in forum Supplements
    Replies: 32
    Last Post: 02-21-2006, 01:05 AM
  5. hey gopro, prss graphiccs..
    By zenreich6005 in forum Training
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 07-30-2004, 08:38 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
-->