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    Serious Question: How to make my dick taste good?

    I met the sweetest little hood-rat, and she is nice enough to blow me. But, I am uncircumcised, and I am a little self conscious about how my dick taste and smells. I am very hygienic, but I might shower at 8:30pm, and fucking doesn't start until 2:00am sometimes.

    That is enough time for dick cheese to start forming for people who are uncut, especially if you sweat in a hot ass bar or club. Is there something you can rub on your dick that is like an antibacterial, but also has a nice flavor to it?
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    Flavored condom and lots of Jell-O.

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    sorry can't quote you, Kelju. On phone and too touchy for my fat fingers. If you're really that self conscious, just take a page from the ladies and hit the head before the act and wash your pud. But if she's truly a hood rat, who cares!



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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    But if she's truly a hood rat, who cares!
    I call her that playfully just because she is black and from the hood. She is a cool chick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    I call her that playfully just because she is black and from the hood. She is a cool chick.
    Ah, that's cool. Play around then, get some chocolate sauce, or whip cream. ?lways the stalwarts.



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    Rub honey on it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichigo View Post
    Rub honey on it
    Lolz^

    My car has a travel size charming wet wipes in the console at all times. I will maintaince wash for my own feeling of cleanliness. Not even for her... for my mental state.

    I'm sure this would work well on your anteater.


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