I was on an online dating service once and messaged who I thought was a hot chick. She messaged me back. I looked closer and saw that she actually had a penis. So I quit talking to her. But should I have? These opportunities don't come around too often. Learn from my mistake. Now all I can do is cry as I masturbate to tranny-porn as I think of what could have been.
was the ham sandwich delicious? shaved virgina ham with muster cheese on a swirl rye bread, maybe some mustard and romaine sounds pretty good to me.
I just texted my wife the pic... did not get a reply... not looking good for me either.
actually i got my holiday a day late...got a angus cheeseburger and a suck/jerk off with organic coconut oil...SIL will be happy my unorganic seamans flew out and away from the organic oil...safe to reuse the oil i presume???
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