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    Want to punch Crossfit d!cks

    I have two friends that do crossfit, and im happy for them. they still just look skinny. But if I have to hear about their WOD that they do at their Box that consists of ?50 doubles, 75 lazy susans, and 50 skip to my loos? one more time, Im gonna flip out and punch them both in the fucking face. I am sick of their stupid carch phrases and vague words designed to make you ask "wtf r u talking about I could puke. but then again maybe its just me. lol

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    My neighbor said she had to quit crossfit because she put on too much muscle watever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HFO3 View Post
    My neighbor said she had to quit crossfit because she put on too much muscle watever.
    oh yeah, she also injured her back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
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    I'd also like to point out that that's 100 lbs of weight ...and hes on about his 18th rep there...I went and got my phone because his shoulders looked monstrous in person while he was doing em but i never got that good on my phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
    I'd also like to point out that that's 100 lbs of weight ...and hes on about his 18th rep there...I went and got my phone because his shoulders looked monstrous in person while he was doing em but i never got that good on my phone.
    yeah that's strong...specially at 215(heavier you are the harder pullups are)...lotta reps
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS View Post
    yeah that's strong...specially at 215(heavier you are the harder pullups are)...lotta reps
    yeah he does a stupid amount of pull ups all the time...every day...a million different variations

    lotta people in the gym stop and watch his pull up insanity because he does some freaky (somewhat silly looking) shit on the pull up bars

    it works for him so no one argues with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by malk View Post
    lol !

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
    that's rare... the top crossfitters in the world are sub 200 pounds and not ripped...stats?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS View Post
    that's rare... the top crossfitters in the world are sub 200 pounds and not ripped...stats?
    You ever watch crossfit tournaments? They are all bigger than you and ripped. Who cares how they train if they enjoy it? By the looks of half of your physiques you may want to take up crossfit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bushmaster View Post
    You ever watch crossfit tournaments? They are all bigger than you and ripped. Who cares how they train if they enjoy it? By the looks of half of your physiques you may want to take up crossfit!
    Horseshit! Take a cross sample of lifters in a conventional gym, and then compare that to a cross sample of members at your typical crossfit gym. You will see many major differences:

    1: Conventional gym goers have been lifting far longer than cross-fitters.
    2: Cross fitters are mostly early 20s to late 30s while conventional lifters are spread out across all ages.
    3: Conventional lifters have better physiques and general health.

    That tells me all I need to know. I played football for 13 years and rugby for 4. Abusing your body just for the sake of ego alone is fucking stupid, and you will pay dearly for it. I wish I could go back and tell myself that 2 decades ago. There is plenty of ego in conventional lifting for me.

    I'll be happy with a physique that looks like a fucking tank, and those crossfitters can have fun with their elbow replacements and spinal surgery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Horseshit! Take a cross sample of lifters in a conventional gym, and then compare that to a cross sample of members at your typical crossfit gym. You will see many major differences:

    1: Conventional gym goers have been lifting far longer than cross-fitters.
    2: Cross fitters are mostly early 20s to late 30s while conventional lifters are spread out across all ages.
    3: Conventional lifters have better physiques and general health.

    That tells me all I need to know. I played football for 13 years and rugby for 4. Abusing your body just for the sake of ego alone is fucking stupid, and you will pay dearly for it. I wish I could go back and tell myself that 2 decades ago. There is plenty of ego in conventional lifting for me.

    I'll be happy with a physique that looks like a fucking tank, and those crossfitters can have fun with their elbow replacements and spinal surgery.

    its kind of funny you mention spinal surgery...the other half got into crossfit when he effed his back up doing deads ...and it wasn't the deads that actually did it...someone literally hip checked the bar walking past him mid lift

    started exploring more functional movements after an ortho told him he needed surgery for it...and should start on cortisone injections right away and that he should stop lifting
    I called about a half a dzn ppl I knew and asked for chiro referrals ..found a great one that got him pretty fixed up and he suggested he continue weight lifting but to look into core protection (strength)


    crossfit as anything anyone has heard of if pretty new so I don't know that it could be compared reasonably for longevity...ditto on the age of the avg crossfitter
    I think citing conventional lifters have better general health is probably pretty far off when a good del of them load up on meaningless supplements at best and I don't even mean gear.

    now the paleo only push peeves me quite a bit but so does the idea that there's only one way to skin a cat whther it be diet, or training


    I guess I just don't get all the hate

    I see some phenomenally stupid shit in my regular gym every fricken day ..like I'd love to find whatever trainer is showing people how to use kettle bells like they're painting fuckin fences
    and I'd like to murder as least one ass basket daily in either the squat rack or the flat bench and only pray they don't pass along their terrible form and ego driven weights to someone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Horseshit! Take a cross sample of lifters in a conventional gym, and then compare that to a cross sample of members at your typical crossfit gym. You will see many major differences:

    1: Conventional gym goers have been lifting far longer than cross-fitters.
    2: Cross fitters are mostly early 20s to late 30s while conventional lifters are spread out across all ages.
    3: Conventional lifters have better physiques and general health.

    That tells me all I need to know. I played football for 13 years and rugby for 4. Abusing your body just for the sake of ego alone is fucking stupid, and you will pay dearly for it. I wish I could go back and tell myself that 2 decades ago. There is plenty of ego in conventional lifting for me.

    I'll be happy with a physique that looks like a fucking tank, and those crossfitters can have fun with their elbow replacements and spinal surgery.
    Now take this sample compared to regular people or people on this board alone. You all bash a lifting style yet I see maybe 5 guys on this whole forum who have ever had a good physique. Why bash if you don't like it. I dont call you all fat, maybe I should start huh? I'd love to lift with the hard chargers on here. One if you talk a lot and your physique sucks you know nothing. Two, the best I've seen in any sport listen and do work instead of arguing about which workout is superior.

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    the top crossfitter in the world...rich froning...is 5 9 195...thank you
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS View Post
    the top crossfitter in the world...rich froning...is 5 9 195...thank you
    Still bigger than you. Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bushmaster View Post
    Still bigger than you. Thank you!
    yeah... I look tiny beside women lol
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    6'1" 215 lbs..not as lean as he looks ..probably around 10-12% bf..maybe higher. I'd have to ask what his basic lift maxes are..He really doesn't put mass on his legs and he squats like a mofo...ass to grass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriV View Post
    6'1" 215 lbs..not as lean as he looks ..probably around 10-12% bf..maybe higher. I'd have to ask what his basic lift maxes are..He really doesn't put mass on his legs and he squats like a mofo...ass to grass.

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    I met this huge crossfitter once...he was 6 ft 1 220...he looked bigger in business clothes... he used to play rugby in college...the rest have been skinny fat but it seems to work for women...but on the other hand...ron harris wife was a bber...crossfit destroyed her physique...but she likes it
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS View Post
    I met this huge crossfitter once...he was 6 ft 1 220...he looked bigger in business clothes... he used to play rugby in college...the rest have been skinny fat but it seems to work for women...but on the other hand...ron harris wife was a bber...crossfit destroyed her physique...but she likes it

    my take on it is this. A lot of people that do crossfit would not otherwise do any resistance training. I don't think anyone here argues that getting a new audience for resistance training is a good thing.
    you get business men and women and housewives that wouldn't otherwise put their heart and soul into their workouts and thats a good thing.

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    I agree, crossfit is for the birds, but there are some really really hot chicks into that. If this guy ever ventures into a crossfit playground, you can bet I ain't there to jump rope or box jump, only if there's a cutie named judy right next to me.

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    here he is beside a woman... im sure she is 5 ft 9 200 too...cause no one exaggerates
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS View Post
    here he is beside a woman... im sure she is 5 ft 9 200 too...cause no one exaggerates
    I say hes 185 max. Looks good though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmoe65 View Post
    I say hes 185 max. Looks good though.
    Lol, he's 175 unless she's 5'10" lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by HFO3 View Post
    Lol, he's 175 unless she's 5'10" lol
    agreed if not less if he's 5'9". Im 1 inch taller and when I was at that weight I was bigger. so unless that guys got some dense ass wheels no way 185.
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