Slayer To Protest Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps? Funeral

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    Slayer To Protest Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps? Funeral






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    Carrying signs saying ?God Hates Self-Righteous Fanatics? and ?At Least Satan Has Good Taste In Music?, members of the heavy metal rock band Slayer today camped outside the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas waiting to protest the funeral of WBC leader Fred Phelps. An outspoken critic of people of other races, homosexuality, heavy metal and pasteurized milk, Phelps passed away earlier today after suffering a severe heart attack when informed that Ellen DeGeneres had a popular television talk show. He was 84.

    Animosity between Slayer and Westboro has been mounting since Phelps threatened to picket the funeral of Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman last year. Phelps, who fronted a Carnivore cover band known as ?Jesus Hitler? back in the early 90′s, felt that beyond being a group of unwashed heathens, Slayer simply weren?t very good anymore. ?They have profaned the name of Christ! That is obvious. But worse, they really haven?t recorded anything worth listening to since Divine Intervention!? said Phelps in a fiery sermon 3 months ago.

    Phelps? death has sent shockwaves through the Bigot community. Several Bigots across America have planned candlelight vigils to mourn the death of the man that some have called ?The Godfather of Modern Bigotry?. His passing has also saddened many closeted Bigots who are now unable able to shake their heads at Phelps? antics while masking their own hatred in the form of polished and coded political expressions.

    Bigots across the world have lost a hero to their cause. ?He was our Harvey Milk,? said teary-eyed Westboro member Harvey Atwater as he heard the news. ?Our President is from Kenya, it?s legal for a donkey to marry a man in most states, and Satan himself is running half of the major television networks as well as the Internet. America is going to Hell in a handbasket and our greatest leader has fallen. This is a dark day for this great nation.?

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    Phelp's daughter (who is just as bog a loon as her father) said there will be no funeral. Guess they were worried about protests. Personally I hope that ass hat burns in hell. Jesus would never approve what Phelps did.

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    Talk about family values... he should of died a long time ago..



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    I would pay for tickets to a slayer funeral protest

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    Gwar would love to attend I bet!
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    "Westboro Baptist Church founder, Fred Phelps died earlier and for five minutes tonight around 9:00, the Empire State Building was lit up like this. Well-played, ESB...."



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    Whatever I just want the Marshall tube amps....They are the best...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sneedham View Post
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    ..You'll shoot your eye out....

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    Quote Originally Posted by charley View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by dogsoldier View Post
    Phelp's daughter (who is just as bog a loon as her father) said there will be no funeral. Guess they were worried about protests. Personally I hope that ass hat burns in hell. Jesus would never approve what Phelps did.
    Jesus would rob banks and then toss bundles of cash out of his pickup truck window to homeless people while sipping full calorie beer (its practically bread and wine blended) from a thermos...
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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