this is what happens when you get drunk in vegas
At least he has a ready reminder of why he is fat, 4 cheese burgers, a soda, Flurry and all kinds of xtra toppings and sauces.
If thats his usual order he can walk in while staring at the menu and state I'll have the Number.... My Forearm, please...
Plus as an elderly man he can tell his grandkids...."I remember when a Chzbrgr
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
he said his friends say hes too handsome they made him get that dumb as tat. I think the real story is he suffered head trauma and hes a moron. did you see the huge scar around the left side of his head.
thats almost as bad as getting your girlfriends name tattoo'd on your arm