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    Prince's Laptop Has Been Stolen






    warning!he has windows installed and cia will triangulate your location..bring it back

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    So this is why the 'rep stars & like button' still don't function.. I will say a prayer to the 'Big Guy' ...


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    yeah my IML account is monitored by ASIO, FSB, CIA, FBI, MI5 and 6.........so whoever hacked my secret tranny porn folder should know that ur on thin ice.....
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    pretty big threat but I think the guy was just trying to scare the fool

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    That guy is so full of shit. He will never get the laptop, and nobody gives a fuck about the data accept for the people who are pissed off at the teacher for losing it.
    Fucking Determined!

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    haha im surprised no one laughed
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    I love it, I hope the little thief pisses himself
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    boot from cd, format c:...............
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    I would still be dumping that laptop in a fire... just in case


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    Idiot. All he had to do is boot from DBAN and nuke that shit. Even the NSA couldn't find a thing after a 7 time pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dieseljimmy View Post
    I would still be dumping that laptop in a fire... just in case
    the worst they could do is hide software in BIOS, update that and clean after formatting partitions, not even god could do smack then......
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    Open remove hard drive use my USB to 2.5" drive adapter plug into my non-networked box ghost drive, return drive to laptop, wipe down prints and leave at school library by Black History Studies section, no one will be checking out books there so it will be secluded until the librarian goes there to bang the black janitor...He might steal it but then the heats on him...
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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