I think I posted this before, but it is great. I was on the locker room and I heard someone come in. Suddenly there was a sweet sexy voice saying "Honey". I turned around and just as this chick (not bad looking at all) drops her towel. She looks at me, yells "You're not what ever his name was", shreaks in terror and runs out of the locker room.
As far as having sex in the locker room, does this count as a near miss?