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    He would say, I made that woman with no vaginal canal for a reason!

    She was supposed to become a tranny, damn modern medicine.

    I can't make a tranny from birth!

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    Jesus H Christ = I tried to cut down on the mexican population and went and fucked it up, I f-n quit

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    What Would Jesus Say? PART II


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    If he/she craves horse dick that bad, she should just date the brothers

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    That's not a she. It's a transgender.
    Like people about as much as they like me. Never found a way to say fuck you politely.

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    Blossom has a Catherine the Great style fetish? So what, they do this in Tijuana for $7 a show and its with lowly donkeys, I hope at least she was looking for a Thoroughbred or a Clydesdale
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    imagine how awesome she/he must have felt when she saw the horse, like oh my god this is really gonna happen, then bam your arrested and expossed in paper for all to laugh at

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    wow thats a gross portrayal of a woman

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    Thing was right, tho.... but it had rocks thrown at it before, I'm sure.

    Maybe that's how it lost its teeth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by [SIL] View Post


    Holy shit, that was fucking awesome! "Here is your stone you hypocritical bible beating son of a bitch, now throw the mother fucker."
    Fucking Determined!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SloppyJ View Post
    That's not a she. It's a transgender.

    I know, it takes the fun out of it. Dudes with animals is fucking gross. I consider it animal abuse. Chicks and animals, on the other hand, is very entertaining and strangely erotic.
    Fucking Determined!

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    Jesus would say a bunch of Hebrew words none of us would understand except for the few Oy Vay's thrown in for emphasis....
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    google translate:

    a 45 years old man cut off his own genitals in the morning of this tuersday (29),he was clearly under the effects of alcohol or drugs, when the police arrived, they found his penis and sack on the ground, they collected it and sent it to the hospital, the man used a 6" knife, he is in the hospital now and his condition is stable, he said the reason is that his son, had anal sex with his mother (his wife).

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    Quote Originally Posted by [SIL] View Post


    he looks like a dolphin
    having abs because you are skinny is like a women having tits because she's fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by [SIL] View Post



    After that sterling debacle, lets see if this schmoe gets the same treatment for making fun of the disabled.

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    Whatever Jesus would say would probably be in Spanish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Jesus would say a bunch of Hebrew words none of us would understand except for the few Oy Vay's thrown in for emphasis....
    Aramaic actually. Knowyourjews.com
    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Aramaic actually. Knowyourjews.com
    Its all the same gibberish, for all we know he may have spoke in tongues when he got upset...maybe he spoke Klingon or Wookie?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
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    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post

    After that sterling debacle, lets see if this schmoe gets the same treatment for making fun of the disabled.

    This is far worse than what sterling did, really really low man : (

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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    This is far worse than what sterling did, really really low man : (
    It is.... And this has gotten no play.

    That dumb ass shaq, oh, he's just such a joker!

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    HOLY FUCK!!! I knew Christopher Plasse was a wierd little prick but fucking horses? WTF!!!!!




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    HOLY FUCK!!! I knew Christopher Plasse was a wierd little prick but fucking horses

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