my kids hog the TV sunrise to sunset, so I sit on my laptop, if I watch frozen again my brain will melt out of my ears
Take a day off and bring your kids to the zoo without your wife. It's way fucking better.
... A no reason fun day is great for the kids and you
... no wife whinning when you go in the indoor exhibits... yeah i know it smells bitch, there money's
... no two purses and excessive maintaince... you know your going to end up responsible for some of that shit
... Most importantly... MILFS... they love a devoted dad and their husband is fat and has ED.
Nope. I've been working nights at a local bar while I'm between jobs. My sleep schedule is all fucked up.
Can't wait for my xanies to get here... Shit I'm turning into Custom
You should be balls deep in some strange ass you over served. I really thing you need to lower your moral standards a little. I mean you can hang with and get a chick drunk for free. Better yet your getting paid to pre- pipe
Last edited by dieseljimmy; 05-30-2014 at 01:33 AM.