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    Cheat meal , my wifes homemade pizza, not good tonight bros!

    My wife usu makes a good pizza and healthy too!

    But tonight it was just a big ball of dough bros . She said it was horrible and threw her piece away and I said it was great and ate a shit ton of it. I figured it would make her happy but all she realized is that I will eat anything... Remember the scene from Jaws when they cut the sharks abdomen open and a boot and a license plate came out? Thats me. LOL

    Anyway, I feel like shit now. Like all weak and bloated hahha.

    Thats all I got tonight, Im gonna go watch tv with my distended belly now.
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    Should have just ate her out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OfficerFarva View Post
    Should have just ate her out.
    Idid! Asshole too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by first blood View Post
    Idid! Asshole too!
    Wow, you picked the wrong forum to admit you eat ass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by first blood View Post
    Idid! Asshole too!
    Good work sir


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    Quote Originally Posted by first blood View Post
    My wife usu makes a good pizza and healthy too!

    But tonight it was just a big ball of dough bros . She said it was horrible and threw her piece away and I said it was great and ate a shit ton of it. I figured it would make her happy but all she realized is that I will eat anything... Remember the scene from Jaws when they cut the sharks abdomen open and a boot and a license plate came out? Thats me. LOL

    Anyway, I feel like shit now. Like all weak and bloated hahha.

    Thats all I got tonight, Im gonna go watch tv with my distended belly now.
    BAhahahaha youll b fine

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    Hahaa.... didnt know that was frowned upon around here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by first blood View Post
    Hahaa.... didnt know that was frowned upon around here!
    Not frowned upon, you're gonna have 'em lined up for blocks wanting their assholes licked.
    You may as well set a price now and make some money off all the rim jobs you're about to perform...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paranoid Fitness View Post
    Not frowned upon, you're gonna have 'em lined up for blocks wanting their assholes licked.
    You may as well set a price now and make some money off all the rim jobs you're about to perform...
    Good one!! LMFAO!
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