My wife usu makes a good pizza and healthy too!

But tonight it was just a big ball of dough bros . She said it was horrible and threw her piece away and I said it was great and ate a shit ton of it. I figured it would make her happy but all she realized is that I will eat anything... Remember the scene from Jaws when they cut the sharks abdomen open and a boot and a license plate came out? Thats me. LOL

Anyway, I feel like shit now. Like all weak and bloated hahha.

Thats all I got tonight, Im gonna go watch tv with my distended belly now.