Don't tell anyone cuz it's a secret. But go to office depot. I got a guy there that can hook you up. Walk up to him and give him the code word. Just say hey where are your labels at. He will take you to another section of the store. Then after he gives you part of what you need and if he trusts you he will say "is there anything else I can help you with?" This is your signal that your gtg. Then you say where are the printers. Just a warning you might have to offer to blow him. Actually just do that before anything it might give you an instant in.
Or I could sell you a shitload of AMA ones and you could make swapmeat alpha juice. Hey it may not be clear like theirs but from what I've seen you can sell shit that looks like piss or coffee around here if it's on sale.
TPC salute to ya.