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the guy with the 2 bloody marys has a deformed left nipple.....
Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare
He looks very fit. all that organic clean eating
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Would you rock one pool side?
those things really expose how small your cawk is
Aussies and Philadelphians are the only people here
I'd pay big monies to see SFW rock one of these bad boys! And the thong!!!!
just placed my order........wearing mine to the gym with their must wear a shirt policy......
perfect for Planet Fitness.
I now has to look at a lot of porn to get this image out of my mind
WTF! Man, I'v'e seen it all now...that is the gayest thing...ever....!
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Maybe I could hang that thing from my 'beer belly'....
Those things are stylish. Would go perfect with a stylish goatee or sharpee beard.
sling it low and shave an arrow pointing down into ur pubes for extra effect.....
My ball bag is 3 times too big for one of those things.